Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

Two Traitors step onto a plane… and immediately start spilling the secrets. ✈️

This week, Alan welcomes fellow Celebrity Traitor James Acaster for a debrief on castle life, murderous missions and the traumatising experience of being buried alive. Why were they left in their coffins while the cameras got their shots? And we hear why no one wanted to shout "Haggis!"

Plus, James reveals the truth behind those Traitors headlines and how his partner’s dream trip to Disney World turned into an airport nightmare.

There's also Kettering nostalgia, celebrity holidays, questionable food recommendations and James's very unusual plan for releasing his brand new comedy special on YouTube on 1st December.

Life's a Beach with Alan Carr. No one is safe. Certainly not the Faithful.

00:00 James Acaster boards the plane00:49 Traitor to Traitor: Alan and James compare notes01:48 Why so much of James's round-table chat was cut02:35 Life inside the castle and the escape to the woods04:16 The ordeal of being buried alive05:15 Why the contestants were stuck in their coffins07:49 How to survive being a Traitor08:45 Jerry Hall confrontation with James09:40 The press, Paloma and the reality of the game11:55 Murder in Plain Sight and the infamous yawning mission13:58 Has Celebrity Traitors changed how people see James?14:55 Welcome to Kettering: Alan's local connections16:34 Weetabix, Northamptonshire and the smell of home18:00 James's favourite kind of holiday18:25 Family holidays in France and his dad's war memorial obsession19:42 Has James ever had a holiday romance?20:34 Being recognised after Traitors21:38 Celebrity holidays with Finn Wolfhard22:31 Disney World turns into an airport nightmare25:50 Off Menu's restaurant recommendations26:59 Food poisoning and the steakhouse incident28:21 James's new comedy special and his alter ego Craig Simons30:08 James's bucket list and performing in America31:17 Where James wants to be at 10031:48 The Life's a Beach quick-fire round

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Kyle MacLachlan is on board!

From the surreal world of David Lynch to the very real perils of travelling with a dodgy stomach, Kyle MacLachlan has some stories.

The Twin Peaks, Blue Velvet and Sex and the City star chats to Alan about Hollywood near-misses, the bizarre devotion of Twin Peaks fans in Japan, a romantic motorbike trip from London to Rome that didn't quite go to plan, and the surprise encounter on his honeymoon.

Plus: the big roles he turned down, what it was really like working with David Lynch, and planning a trip to Machu Picchu with Alan.

Kyle's brilliant new memoir, Fictional Selves, is out now.

Buckle up. This flight gets wonderfully weird. ✈️🏝️

00:00 Welcome aboard with Kyle MacLachlan00:45 His memoir Fictional Selves and the different versions of himself01:45 Filming Dune in the Mexican desert03:15 The motorbike trip from London to Rome04:30 Why he wrote his memoir for his son05:15 Family holidays growing up06:15 Why Kyle loves England06:45 Imposter syndrome and auditioning07:45 The David Lynchiverse and Blue Velvet09:40 Twin Peaks fans in Japan10:30 Desert adventures and his ideal holiday11:30 Holiday romances and a honeymoon in Italy12:50 Being recognised as Agent Dale Cooper14:00 Sex and the City, mummies and awkward scenes16:30 The Hollywood roles that got away17:50 What David Lynch taught him about storytelling18:50 Why Twin Peaks changed television20:00 Travel nightmares and toilet-roll trouble21:30 Street food, chicken feet and crunchy crabs23:00 Dream hotels and a honeymoon surprise with Patrick Stewart24:00 Could Kyle be a Traitor?25:00 Machu Picchu, Turkey and dream destinations26:30 Alan's quick-fire holiday questions

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Rylan Clark is BACK on board! ✈️

The presenter, radio host and professional oversharer joins Alan Carr for a flight packed with outrageous holiday stories, questionable decisions and some very strong opinions about pillows.

Rylan reveals the time he became “Josh”, a family lawyer, on a solo trip to Barcelona, only for his real identity to catch up with him. He revisits that legendary naked pool party with Alan, tells us tales of India and shares the story of filling an entire hotel room with a thousand pillows.

Plus; a terrifying tuk-tuk ride, being stranded in Nice, and why travelling with Rob Rinder has changed the way Rylan sees the world.

Rylan’s back, baby. Buckle up!

00:00 Welcome back Rylan Clark!

01:02 Stranded in Nice before his radio show

01:58 The unforgettable trip to Varanasi

03:51 Rylan’s BAFTA win 04:49 The perks of filming travel shows

05:13 Why Rylan is scared of everything

06:14 The Greek Odyssey’s disappointing destination

08:33 Rylan’s mum and her holiday warnings

09:10 How travel has changed Rylan

09:35 Discovering an extraordinary painting in Florence

11:29 Rylan’s very cheeky confession

11:54 The legendary naked pool party with Alan

13:33 Rylan’s pillow obsession

14:06 Why Premier Inn pillows are so good

15:23 Alison Hammond’s unforgettable sleepover

16:29 The time Alan forgot Adele was staying upstairs

18:15 The terrifying tuk-tuk ride

19:00 Rylan’s essential India packing list

19:16 Dinner with the Prince of Udaipur

22:05 Rylan’s dream trip to South Korea

22:39 Rylan becomes Josh, the family lawyer

23:30 The moment his fake identity fell apart

24:54 Life’s A Beach quick fire round

26:15 Collect your emotional baggage

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Skylar Astin is on board! ✈️

The Pitch Perfect actor and singer joins Captain Alan for a very entertaining flight, talking about his love of holidays, life in London and starring as the Emcee in Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club.

Skylar reveals his favourite destinations in Italy, his dream of visiting Australia, and the time he nearly wasn’t allowed in South Africa. Plus a very awkward encounter with the lead singer of Weezer, some questionable holiday food, a serious appreciation of dogs and an unexpected rendition of The Golden Girls. (Shout out to @finallyaaron on Tiktok)

Catch Skylar Astin as the Emcee in Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club in London: https://kitkat.club/

00:00 Welcome aboard Skylar Astin01:24 Skylar’s hotel room hack02:36 Why Skylar loves London05:09 Skylar’s Gloucestershire wedding06:01 Playing the Emcee in Cabaret07:26 Inside the Kit Kat Club08:45 The Golden Girls theme tune remix10:09 Skylar’s favourite holiday destinations11:20 Discovering Sicily12:32 Alan’s €1 houses in Sicily13:33 Skylar’s passport disaster in South Africa14:46 The wine tram in Cape Town15:24 Skylar’s favourite wines17:02 Skylar accidentally serenades Weezer18:46 The worst thing Skylar has eaten abroad19:28 Why Skylar never complains in restaurants21:22 Skylar’s travel bucket list22:02 Skylar’s dream Australian project23:14 Life’s A Beach’s quick fire round24:05 Putting the P in Oakie Coakie26:38 Thanks for flying Alan Air!

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Tamer Hassan is on board! ✈️

The actor joins Alan Carr to talk luxury holidays, Hollywood and his very particular approach to travelling - including why he packs 25 suitcases for a weekend. Tamer reveals the time he ended up naked in a hot tub with Danny Dyer and why Gemma Collins gave him the nickname “the British J-Lo”.

We hear about his love of Cyprus, playing Tony Pike in an upcoming film about the legendary Ibiza hotelier, and his latest film Rise of the Footsoldier: Retribution. As well as a new music project with father-son duo Chris & Reece.

Plus: celebrity encounters, airport behaviour, acting ambitions and a very revealing quick-fire round.

00:00 Welcome aboard Tamer Hassan01:01 Why Cyprus is Tamer’s paradise01:40 Turtle Beach and Cypriot food03:30 Why he packs 25 suitcases04:47 Rise of the Footsoldier: Retribution07:08 Tamer’s next big films12:13 Tamer is playing Tony Pike13:20 Tamer’s perfect kind of holiday14:12 Why he’d rather find the sleazy places14:32 Naked in a hot tub with Danny Dyer16:59 Tamer and Danny Dyer’s Gumball Rally17:24 The Emirates Palace18:20 Inside Tamer’s presidential suite19:32 The humanitarian trip that changed Tamer’s outlook on life23:08 Tamer’s dream acting roles24:53 The tough guy with a soft centre26:47 Tamer’s story about Jack Whitehall28:26 Tamer's working on Chris & Reece's music project29:20 Tamer’s plans for a one-man show31:02 How Tamer became the British J-Lo32:35 The Life’s A Beach quick-fire round33:37 Thanks for flying Alan Air

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