Kefir, Jane Goodall, and Being Self-Aware, oh my!
Boo! We'reeeee backkkkkk! Les-be honest... who didn't miss us? We heard your orgasmic screams from beyond the grave and your ladies have risen to satisfy all your naughty creepy cravings. Is it Twilight? Would Jane Goodall approve? Will you bounce on it? Only time will tell. Tune in for this spooky bonus episode where we read Contract Bound by Elle Mae... or else. Don't wanna piss off the lesbians. - Jane Goodall
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HALLOWEEN BONUS: Madame Limp Gimp and Professor Se-man
Smack, Smack, and Smack, oh my!
Make sure to say it three times cause you’ve never had a pumpkin spice cum shot like this before…seeds and all. Stuff me like a turkey and call me Gord cause Holly Wilde is munchin’ this pumpkin pie with the novel Hallowpeen. Jerk my Jack-o-lantern and bob on my butternut balls cause this threesome is about to seed you deep and seed you good.
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BONUS EPISODE: Swish and Flick ft. Olivie Blake
Veggie tales, Veggie porn, and Vageggies, oh my!
Calling all smuts for a very special surprise bonus episode! Who knew fanfiction could be this hot? Mikayla sure didn't. RIP Max Goof and may Natalie Dormer spare us all. Join us this week as NYT bestselling author Olivie Blake tells us what makes a man hot and why we need more bitches, while your mistresses tell you what veggies we would put in our holes. Fun times.
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A Hypothetical Episode
Shrimp, Fingers, and God, oh my!
Well put a “hypothetical” diaper on me and let me jump out a goddamn “hypothetical” window cause it’s the “hypothetical” finale “hypothetical” bitchessss! These dysentery queens mean business and God (the magic 8 ball) has spoken so we must read A Legend in the Baking by Jamie Wesley. Dharma "hypothetically" smells of hummus, raindrops, and dreams and Mikayla, without a millimeter of a doubt, has mouth musk…”hypothetically". #ABDH (If you know you know!)
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Wafty Pie
Yeti’s, Bigfoots, and Housewives, oh my!
This week our clams are scared shut with Seduced by Big foot and Ravaged by the Yeti by E. Roche-Poesy. Dancing testicles and flapping window shutters. What more could you ask for? Definitely less…that’s for sure. Is she she high or just just delulu? Who let Gizmo out of their cage? Put them on house arrest cause this week we all have Kuru and our tits are out for Harambe.
Smut, erotica, and romance, oh my!
Whatever you call it, we got it. Welcome to the book club you didn‘t ask for but secretly always wanted. Where we pick some of the most outrageous pieces of sexy literature out there and give you our unsolicited two cents.