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  • The Therapy Crouch

    These 7 Deep Questions Reveal Everything About Your Relationship…

    29/1/2026 | 26 min
    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross open the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, and as expected… things get very real, very quickly. From chaotic birthday plans and ruined Gucci boots on the rugby sidelines, to brutally honest questions about confidence, relationships and what really goes on behind closed doors.

    The trio dive into listeners’ dilemmas including intense housemate relationships, health anxiety and whether full body scans are worth the stress. Abbey opens up in a heartfelt Agony Ab from a new mum struggling with the idea of being “one and done” after a traumatic pregnancy journey and birth, sharing raw insight into postpartum recovery, pressure and letting go of expectations.

    There’s also plenty of laughter along the way, including some jaw-dropping advice from a 1950s housewife manual, questionable supermarket habits and a reminder that sometimes… people just need to chill.

    Honest, comforting and hilariously unfiltered — this is The Therapy Crouch at its most open.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab or AMA question for a future episode, hit the link below.

    00:00 - Ask Me Anything kicks off
    01:20 - Birthday plans & golf negotiations
    02:03 - Rugby sidelines & ruined Gucci boots
    03:04 - Manual car chaos & electric car fears
    04:05 - “Lost in a supermarket” question
    05:20 - Hair loss, caffeine shampoo & rosemary oil
    07:10 - Brutal 1950s housewife rules read aloud
    09:05 - Describing each other in three words
    10:52 - Smells that remind them of each other
    12:25 - Hidden insecurities & confidence myths
    13:01 - “If you were arrested…”
    14:12 - Paris anniversary trip recommendations
    16:34 - New mum fears being “one and done”
    21:06 - Health anxiety & full body scans
    23:12 - Living with a serial dater
    25:42 - “Grow up” relationship reality check

    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast
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  • The Therapy Crouch

    World’s Worst Job Revealed: ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’

    27/1/2026 | 54 min
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's toe-sucking confessions, jellyfish disasters, and serious surname showdowns as Peter and Abbey tackle everything from foot fetishes to holiday debates.

    Pete kicks things off with a surprising story about a mate who could operate just about anything with his feet (yes, really), and the gang discover the secret to Peter’s longevity…quite literally

    Plus, we hear from a listener stuck in a relationship stand-off about baby names, another going on a solo trip to Peru, and someone who is feeling slightly shortchanged when it comes the abundance of birthday gifts she feels forced to buy for her best friends kids!

    It’s wild, it’s unfiltered, and it’s Therapy Crouch at its best.

    Don’t forget to subscribe and send in your weekly woes!

    Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. Stay tuned over the next few weeks, as Pete and Ab help two listeners with genuine holiday dilemmas they’re trying to crack, ahead of a real-life TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/

    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast
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  • The Therapy Crouch

    ‘It Cost HOW MUCH?!’ Crouchy’s Holiday Nightmare Revealed!!

    22/1/2026 | 30 min
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Pete are spiralling over their imaginary house renovation — which is impressive, considering they haven’t even bought the place yet.

    The staircase has already been sold, everything is painted bone and we’re 3 Pinterest boards away from a nervous breakdown.

    Things only escalate from there: Pete talks holiday rip offs, and one listener writes in begging us to help save his marriage (no pressure).

    They also dive into the wild world of faux olive trees, Scottish snow gritters and give their verdict on exactly what time it is socially acceptable to crack open a cold one when on your holidays!

    Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything!

    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast
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  • The Therapy Crouch

    How to Stay Naughty at 40: Abbey’s Bday Bonanza Debrief

    20/1/2026 | 47 min
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter unpack the chaos of Abbey’s long awaited 40th birthday — and it’s safe to say Peter surpassed all of our expectations.

    In classic Therapy Crouch style, there was a couple of bumps a long the way - think Simply Red, Spoilt surprises and gift giving headaches - yet Crouchy still scores a 10/10 for this one!

    In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is in desperate need of advice on how to avoid ‘Cringe-fest’ boys with a penchant for T-shirt designs as well as from a listener whose ‘parasite’ housemate is threatening to ruin their ‘new year, new me’ mojo.

    It’s funny, unfiltered, weirdly touching — and proof that even the most chaotic surprises can go right (kind of).

    00:04:00 – Abbey’s obsession with “bone” colored paint sparks a hilarious marital debate
    00:11:30 – Listener writes in about surprise “I Love India” breakup shirt
    00:18:45 – Bowling ball etiquette: when men lose on dates
    00:25:00 – Abbey’s flu… or birthday hangover?
    00:30:40 – Abbey recaps the full surprise Paris birthday weekend (gifts, glam, family lies)
    00:39:50 – Pete admits he left Abbey’s designer gift on the train
    00:44:20 – IVF struggle story and Abbey’s heartfelt response on fertility & motherhood
    00:50:50 – New Year, nightmare roommate: listener agony advice
    00:56:00 – The nail injury that made headlines (and cancelled Pete’s golf)
    01:00:10 – Reflections on why the birthday surprise meant everything

    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast
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  • The Therapy Crouch

    The Silent Red Flag in Long-Term Relationships & Is Filming in Gyms Completely Out of Control?!

    15/1/2026 | 25 min
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch: Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter tackle the chaos of January head-on as listeners write in with their biggest dilemmas, disasters and frustrations. From the pressure of dating apps and speed dating horror stories to the very real pain of hosting a dinner party that goes completely off the rails, nothing is off limits.

    The pair also dive into why January is financially ruthless, whether a proper “reset” is even possible after Christmas, and why trying to improve your mental health with daily walks can quickly turn into rage at the general public. There’s also a fiery debate on gym culture, Gen Z filming etiquette, and whether social media has completely warped how we see ourselves.

    In the Agony Abs, the conversation turns more serious as a listener questions a relationship that’s been stuck in limbo for 11 years, raising honest questions about commitment, living apart, and knowing when to draw the line. As always, Abbey and Peter offer straight-talking advice, plenty of laughs, and a comforting reminder that most of us are just trying to get through January in one piece.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast — hit the link below.

    00:00 – The reluctant but passionate subscribe plea
    01:05 – Freshers flu, cold water swims & winter routines
    02:01 – Why being cold is worse than being hot
    03:14 – Sideline fashion disasters & the “undertaker coat”
    05:34 – Dating pressure, speed dating chaos & conspiracy theorists
    07:34 – Dinner party disasters and Come Dine With Me humiliation
    09:58 – January finances falling apart spectacularly
    12:52 – Mental health walks ruined by the general public
    14:30 – Forest walks, flashers & clearing your head
    15:25 – The most disrespectful snorer on the Eurostar
    17:27 – Gen Z gym culture and filming rage
    19:04 – Social media, comparison & gym anxiety
    22:38 – Living apart after 11 years: relationship crossroads
    24:26 – Hard truths about commitment and moving in together

    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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