The Therapy Crouch

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are reunited in Portugal for a Father’s Day special… but as always, things go downhill fast!

Abbey reveals she’s somehow ended up fostering a wild cat and five tiny kittens after they were found abandoned in a dumpster, while Peter returns from LA only to be struck down by jet lag & a family vomit bug. Oh, and Gaz suffers one of the most unfortunate sunburn injuries we’ve ever heard on the pod!

The pair also tackle some of your Father’s Day dilemmas, from whether homemade cards are ever acceptable as an adult, to the horror of six-minute voice notes from dads who’ve discovered Facebook Marketplace.

In the Agony Abs, one listener gets in touch after walking in on her boyfriend wearing her lingerie over a full work suit while performing what can only be described as an interpretive crab dance around the bedroom… and honestly, it might be one of the most chaotic emails we’ve ever had!

Elsewhere, there’s more pelvic floor follow-up, Abbey and Peter debate slamming doors, wardrobe icks and car door etiquette, and Gaz admits what he’s missing most about football culture in the UK while out in the States.

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00:00 Introduction
01:12 Abbey Fosters A Wild Cat and Five Kittens
05:08 Father’s Day, Family Chaos and The Vomit Bug
07:35 Gaz's Insane Sunburn Story
11:48 Father’s Day Card Dilemmas
14:10 Dad Voice Notes and Facebook Marketplace Addiction
17:39 Pelvic Floor Follow-Up
20:28 Cupboard Slamming, Door Icks and Household Annoyances
24:05 Peter’s Ideal Father’s Day
25:42 Reuniting In Portugal After Time Apart
31:43 The Lingerie Crab Dance Email
38:31 Gaz's Football Culture Rant In America
40:28 Wrapping Up In Portugal

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter attempt another long-distance podcast recording... and quickly realise just how difficult it is to be apart.

After a chaotic start filled with technical disasters, Peter opens up about life at the World Cup, meeting internet superstar IShowSpeed, and why being away from home is proving tougher than expected. Meanwhile, Abbey has fully embraced life in Portugal, from horse riding on the beach to becoming the ultimate football mum.

The couple discuss whether they’re any good at long distance, Peter’s frustrations with communication while he’s away, and why they both agree being apart simply doesn’t suit them.

Plus, listener emails spark conversations about celebrity lookalikes, bizarre relationship situations, modern dating dilemmas and one particularly awkward bedroom problem that leaves Abbey and Peter struggling to keep a straight face.

00:00 Long Distance Recording Chaos03:00 Abbey Offers Peter A Makeover06:15 Life In Portugal & World Cup Updates08:50 Peter Opens Up About Missing Home10:15 Meeting IShowSpeed At The World Cup11:50 Abbey's Horse Riding Adventure13:30 Are Abbey & Peter Bad At Long Distance?15:20 Listener Apology To Abbey18:00 Does Anyone Fancy Peter?20:50 Peter Crouch Love Island Lookalike22:00 Icks, Cycling Gear & Matcha Orders27:40 Long Distance Relationship Horror Story33:45 The Awkward Bedroom Dilemma41:20 Abbey & Peter's Advice42:45 Emotional Goodbye From Portugal

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything episode and things quickly take a surprisingly therapeutic turn.

The pair tackle everything from moving across the world and starting over in Los Angeles, to the relationship habits that secretly drive people mad.

There’s a heated debate over butter etiquette, cheese board rules and Peter’s definitive ranking of bottled water, before the conversation shifts into some genuinely heartfelt advice for a listener considering leaving behind friends, family and a successful career for a brand new life abroad.

We also hear about a listener whose boyfriend can’t fall asleep without listening to The Therapy Crouch, discuss why Peter thinks LA is completely different from what he expected, and settle the age-old question of whether Abbey could beat Peter at any physical activity.

00:00 Introduction & AMA Begins
01:48 Running, Relaxation & Meditation Debate
05:04 Peter’s Water Rankings & Bottled Water Controversy
07:24 The "Lurpak Ripper" Relationship Confession
09:15 The Great Brie Etiquette Debate
11:15 Should You Move Your Entire Life To LA?
14:09 Peter’s Honest Thoughts On Los Angeles
16:33 Abbey’s Life-Changing Advice: Just Go For It
17:56 When The Podcast Becomes A Therapy Session
20:14 The Listener Who Falls Asleep To The Podcast
21:36 AI Writing Books & The Future Of Entertainment
22:09 Could Abbey Beat Peter At Anything?
23:21 Peter Defends His Athletic Ability
24:12 The Hot Air Balloon Disaster Story
24:55 Goodbye From Portugal

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice.

The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour.

We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later.

Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time.

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00:00 Introduction
01:55 Long Distance Relationships
02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths
05:10 First Ever Jobs
08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story
10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?"
11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened
14:10 Honesty In Relationships
15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned
16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On
17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas
19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy
20:30 The "Shabba" Debate
22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans
23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts

To contact us:
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Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer.

In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears.

Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong.

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00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins
02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0
04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗
07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully"
11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆
14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!)
17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell
22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches
24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana
27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍
30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory
33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson
40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush"
41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!)

To contact us:
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