The Therapy Crouch

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!

Pete and Abbey kick off with the harsh realities of their ongoing home renovation, complete with building delays, rising costs, and mice moving into the attic before they can. Abbey explains her latest obsession with a vibration plate for lymphatic health, while Pete wonders if anyone genuinely lies on their deathbed regretting never running a marathon.

The conversation spirals into futuristic tech paranoia, childhood discipline, and classic school memories. Between Abbey’s terrifying nun-run Catholic school encounters and Pete getting pinged in the head by chalk-armed science teacher,.The pair also debate whether dissecting mice in biology class was actually real or completely made up.

Plus, Abbey teases an energy-draining party trick she mastered in Norway, and we tackle an Agony Ab from a Durham uni student who got caught saying the unthinkable right in front of his dissertation lecturer.

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00:00 - Introduction & Renovation Woes
01:10 - Mice In The Attic
03:37 - Agony Ab: Marathon Love Story
05:23 - The Power Plate Obsession
07:42 - Marriage Advice For Free Spirits
09:27 - Claire's Birthday & Golf Priorities
10:18 - Abbey's Secret Norway Magic Trick
11:18 - Social Media Callouts & Webbed Hands
13:06 - Microchip Implants & Mind Control
14:03 - Hosting Friends & Party Tricks
15:48 - Agony Ab: Uni Lecturer Nightmare
17:27 - School Punishments & Strict Teachers
19:42 - Chalk Fights & Science Dissections
22:08 - How To Handle Awkward Confessions

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We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!

Pete and Abbey are back and things quickly derail when Gaz struggles to hide his iCloud images, accidentally flashing Abbey and Pete with old embarrassing MySpace-angle selfies to the entire studio. It’s peak Crouch chaos, proving that even after hundreds of hours on camera, GDPR is still a completely foreign concept in the barn.

To celebrate a massive 200 episodes of the podcast, we are taking a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the evolution of the show, dishing out awards for our favourite moments, and bringing back a very special edition of Weekly Wines—comparing a lavish £30 Pinot Noir to a £2.99 bottle from the BP garage!

We also revisit the most chaotic guest appearances from Amanda Holden to Alan Carr, discuss the hilarity of playing 'Bonk Beats' like Family Guy in the bedroom, and dive into a Hall of Fame Agony Abs segment featuring the infamous interpretive crab dance and the legend of Race Day Jack!

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00:00 - Celebrating 200 Episodes
01:45 - The Evolution Of The Pod
03:00 - We Actually Love Each Other
05:10 - Gaz's NSFW Selfies
06:30 - Pete Leaked More Than His Bank Card
09:00 - This Weekly Wine
10:30 - The BP Garage Wine
11:55 - The Aunty Clit Nickname
14:15 - Chinless Wonder
17:10 - Abbey's Dad Loves Pete
19:30 - Wildest Guest Awards
20:00 - Amanda Holden's Noisy Neighbours
23:30 - Bedroom Bonk Beats with The Buckley's
24:35 - Best Agony Abs Awards
25:40 - The Pink Innocence Ick
28:00 - Race Day Jack

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Ep:200
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Welcome to another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is nursing a brutally symmetrical Portuguese mosquito bite while Pete returns from China to face some harsh truths from their seven-year-old son Jack, who has officially ruled out marriage for good. Plus, the debate turns heated as Pete's fresh moustache gets brutally compared to an 80s p*rn star and a swinger's retreat regular. We also dive into the eternal question every partner asks: why do retired footballers abandon the pitch just to obsess over golf? Pete reveals whether hitting a hole-in-one tops scoring a Premier League screamer, while Abbey explains why an immaculately organised airing cupboard gives her a bigger high than any sport on earth. Things take a chaotic turn when a listener submits a terrifying shower prank mishap that turned a romantic routine into a trip hazard, prompting an official crouch public safety announcement. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - The Shower Shabra Warning 00:28 - Abbey's Portuguese Mosquito Bite 01:40 - Pete’s Trip to China & High-Tech Cars 03:15 - Jack’s Honest Thoughts on Marriage 04:06 - Gaz’s Food Tour in San Sebastián 05:22 - Pete’s Moustache Gets Roasted 07:01 - Airport Lounge Fan Encounters 08:20 - The Agony Ab: Shower Prank Disaster 10:28 - Why Footballers Switch to Golf 12:24 - Premier League Goal vs. Hole-in-One 14:00 - Abbey's Bowling Strike Wonder 15:52 - What Gives Abbey an Adrenaline Rush? 18:12 - Airing Cupboards & Garage Goals 20:00 - Can Pete & Abbey Watch Sports Together? 21:05 - The Great Gymnastics Debate 22:36 - Pete's Garage Organising Promise To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've taken over a friends studio for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete has unveiled a brand-new moustache just in time for November, and let’s just say Abbey is far from impressed. From brutal roasts about whether it suits him to Abbey discovering a BBC study revealing that pet dogs are actually cleaner than men's facial hair, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread. The couple dive headfirst into the madness of Halloween preparations, debating proper etiquette around trick-or-treating, disastrous past outfits, and whether sexy costumes have gone entirely too far. Plus, Pete defends an emergency essentials trip to Decathlon, while Abbey questions why it's treated like a day out. Elsewhere, we hear wild celebrity trick-or-treating tales, discuss the logistics of couples costumes, and unpack an outrageous Agony Abs dilemma involving neighbourhood candy feuds and petty payback. Try Huel with £10 OFF for New Customers today using our code "therapycrouch" at huel.com/therapycrouch If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Diabolical Weather & Portugal Banter 03:57 - The Demi Panochet Mystery 05:37 - Why Decathlon Is An Obsession 09:42 - Pete Debuts The New Moustache 11:08 - Dogs Are Cleaner Than Men's Beards 14:29 - The Hips Don't Lie 17:15 - Trick Or Treating Rules 20:48 - Sexy vs Scary Costumes 24:10 - The AI Costume Challenge 27:27 - Couples Costume Disasters 31:16 - Agony Abs: The Stolen Sweets Scandal 35:38 - Sweet Revenge & Petty Feuds 39:49 - Pete & Abbey In A Horror Maze 44:09 - The Ultimate Halloween Prank 48:47 - Approaching Episode 200 To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:199 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this Ask Me Anything, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your wild Ask Me Anything dilemmas, from university pranks taken to sickening extremes to Pete getting completely stitched up with Deep Heat in the Stoke City changing rooms. Plus, Abbey exposes Pete's questionable choice of romantic bedroom music and the horrors of getting hammered together on date night.

In this episode, the debate turns to relationship red flags when a listener asks how to save a best mate whose partner is alienating everyone, leaving Pete and Abbey to discuss whether you should ever tell a friend you hate their other half.

We also tackle the return from an epic bedroom dry spell, how to rebuild confidence when things get awkward, and Abbey’s horror at Pete’s seduction tactics.

If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below
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00:00 - Barn Banter & Where Is Gaz?
01:00 - The University Kahoot Prank
03:26 - A Step Too Far: Pete & Abbey React
05:14 - Pete's Stoke Changing Room Bullying
06:26 - Dilemma: We Dislike Our Friend's Partner
08:32 - How To Tell A Friend You Hate Their Fella
10:28 - Recovering From A Major Dry Spell
12:05 - Rebuilding Confidence & Post-Baby Bodies
3:17 - Pete & Abbey's Cinema Date Night
14:22 - Running Playlists & Dad Rock Debates
16:16 - Pete's "Bonk Beat" Bedroom Anthems
17:40 - Alexa, Get Crouchy In The Mood

To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter
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For more from Abbey
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Our clips channel
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