The Therapy Crouch

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice.

The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour.

We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later.

Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time.

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00:00 Introduction
01:55 Long Distance Relationships
02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths
05:10 First Ever Jobs
08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story
10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?"
11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened
14:10 Honesty In Relationships
15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned
16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On
17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas
19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy
20:30 The "Shabba" Debate
22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans
23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts

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Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer.

In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears.

Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong.

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00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins
02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0
04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗
07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully"
11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆
14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!)
17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell
22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches
24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana
27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍
30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory
33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson
40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush"
41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!)

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age.

Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no.

We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game.

In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down.

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00:00 Introduction
01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession
03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument
05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster
08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No?
10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story
12:30 AMA Questions Begin
13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests
15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names
17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster
20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes
22:15 More AMA Questions
24:45 Final Thoughts
26:19 End

To contact us:
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On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why decorating it has become an all-consuming obsession. Peter also shares the story of a recent speaking event where he discovered not everyone is his biggest fan, leading to a hilarious conversation about criticism, internet comments and being judged by people you've never even met.

The gang then get stuck into the world of stag dos, debating what actually makes the perfect lads' trip and whether some traditions should finally be left in the past. In the Agony Abs, one listener is left fuming after her boyfriend returns from a stag do and proudly reveals exactly what went on during a trip to a strip club, sparking a huge discussion around trust, honesty and relationship boundaries.

We also hear from a new mum whose partner walked away shortly after the birth of their baby, leading to some of Abbey's strongest advice yet on parenthood, responsibility and putting family first.

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00:00 Introduction
01:00 Abbey's Dream House Obsession
02:00 Peter's Awkward Fan Encounter
08:35 Being Judged By Strangers
10:41 Wine Service
16:15 The Awkward Hug Debate
18:25 Is Calling Someone "Babe" Flirting?
20:30 Girls Trips, Planning and Polls
23:00 Stag Do Horror Stories
24:00 Peter's Ideal Stag Do
26:30 The Strip Club Agony Ab
28:35 Abbey's Brutal Relationship Advice
30:31 New Mum Left By Partner
33:14 World Cup Excitement
35:20 Could Therapy Crouch Go To America?

To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
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Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter
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For more from Abbey
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On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate whether digestive biscuits have got thinner over the years and Abbey shares the household tasks she absolutely refuses to do.

The conversation quickly spirals into dream movie roles, awkward running styles, questionable farming smells and whether being called “Daddy” in bed really does increase testosterone levels by 300%. There’s also chat about Arctic Monkeys, celebrity acting ambitions, animal births, podcast life behind the scenes and why Abbey would rather play a crackhead than a glamorous role.

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00:00 Introduction
01:10 Peter’s Weird Football Knowledge
04:30 Arctic Monkeys and Music Taste Debate
07:28 Holiday Advice with TUI
08:37 The Great Digestive Biscuit Conspiracy
11:00 What “Normal” Things Are They Bad At?
15:30 Dream Movie Roles and Acting Ambitions
20:05 The Farmer Story That Gave Everyone The Ick
22:00 Farm Smells, Animals and Countryside Chat
24:00 Animal Births and Kitten Conversations
26:40 The “Daddy” Debate Gets Out Of Hand

To contact us:
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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
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For more from Peter
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For more from Abbey
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