The Therapy Crouch

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why decorating it has become an all-consuming obsession. Peter also shares the story of a recent speaking event where he discovered not everyone is his biggest fan, leading to a hilarious conversation about criticism, internet comments and being judged by people you've never even met.

The gang then get stuck into the world of stag dos, debating what actually makes the perfect lads' trip and whether some traditions should finally be left in the past. In the Agony Abs, one listener is left fuming after her boyfriend returns from a stag do and proudly reveals exactly what went on during a trip to a strip club, sparking a huge discussion around trust, honesty and relationship boundaries.

We also hear from a new mum whose partner walked away shortly after the birth of their baby, leading to some of Abbey's strongest advice yet on parenthood, responsibility and putting family first.

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00:00 Introduction
01:00 Abbey's Dream House Obsession
02:00 Peter's Awkward Fan Encounter
08:35 Being Judged By Strangers
10:41 Wine Service
16:15 The Awkward Hug Debate
18:25 Is Calling Someone "Babe" Flirting?
20:30 Girls Trips, Planning and Polls
23:00 Stag Do Horror Stories
24:00 Peter's Ideal Stag Do
26:30 The Strip Club Agony Ab
28:35 Abbey's Brutal Relationship Advice
30:31 New Mum Left By Partner
33:14 World Cup Excitement
35:20 Could Therapy Crouch Go To America?

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On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate whether digestive biscuits have got thinner over the years and Abbey shares the household tasks she absolutely refuses to do.

The conversation quickly spirals into dream movie roles, awkward running styles, questionable farming smells and whether being called “Daddy” in bed really does increase testosterone levels by 300%. There’s also chat about Arctic Monkeys, celebrity acting ambitions, animal births, podcast life behind the scenes and why Abbey would rather play a crackhead than a glamorous role.

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00:00 Introduction
01:10 Peter’s Weird Football Knowledge
04:30 Arctic Monkeys and Music Taste Debate
07:28 Holiday Advice with TUI
08:37 The Great Digestive Biscuit Conspiracy
11:00 What “Normal” Things Are They Bad At?
15:30 Dream Movie Roles and Acting Ambitions
20:05 The Farmer Story That Gave Everyone The Ick
22:00 Farm Smells, Animals and Countryside Chat
24:00 Animal Births and Kitten Conversations
26:40 The “Daddy” Debate Gets Out Of Hand

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal and things descend into chaos almost immediately as Pete gets called out for his bizarre podcast habits, the couple debate whether men dress like toddlers on holiday and Abbey relives her iconic school lunch era involving giant sandwiches, wham bars and borrowing 20p from classmates for dinner.

The Agony Abs are particularly unhinged this week as the team discuss whether a grown man letting his mum trim his toenails is the ultimate relationship ick, before tackling a wedding guest dilemma involving cheating, exes and potential reception carnage. Pete also reveals his strict “no dickhead policy” for weddings and why some guests simply have to go.

There’s also a surprise guest appearance that completely changes the mood of the podcast and leaves the whole room unexpectedly relaxed. The gang chat stress, burnout, sleep struggles and why certain voices instantly calm you down… while others do the exact opposite.

Plus, football flight tracking, weird family beauty treatments, podcast breathing complaints and why Abbey thinks Peter has officially become too calm.

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00:00 Introduction
02:47 Morning Routine Chaos
06:26 Peter’s Podcast “Ick”
11:45 The Toenail Debate
16:35 Tracking Football Flights
18:54 Surprise Guest Arrival
26:43 The Meditation Session
32:34 The Sleep Hot Chocolate Idea
35:12 Calm Voices & Marriage
37:39 Wedding Guest Drama
41:18 Peter’s “No Dickhead” Wedding Policy
42:21 Jealousy In Relationships

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On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal answering your dilemmas and diving into absolute chaos from start to finish. From debating whether three dogs is officially too many, to navigating awkward step-parenting moments and hilarious regional slang debates, this episode has a bit of everything.

The pair also open up about family life and the emotional reality of living far away from parents as one listener asks for advice about moving abroad and missing home. Abbey shares why she’d never cope with the kids leaving home while Peter reveals the lockdown-style family traditions he’d bring back in a heartbeat.

Elsewhere, the GCSE debate returns as listeners question whether Abbey really got the grades she claims, leading to a full-on interrogation from Peter and the team... Are we saying foul play?

There’s also audiobook confessions, freezing cold Portugal weather complaints, and a lot of discussion about “freezies”, “ice pops” and “lolly ice” that completely derails the episode.

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00:00 Introduction
01:58 Should We Get Another Dog?
04:43 Step Parenting Drama
08:00 Regional Slang Arguments
11:55 Missing Family While Living Abroad
15:43 Audiobook Confessions
18:09 Abbey’s GCSEs Back Under Investigation

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal… although Pete’s ego may have taken a slight battering after a disastrous mixed doubles tennis tournament against a group of senior citizens who absolutely wiped the floor with him. Abbey wastes no time exposing exactly what went wrong, including Pete’s “respectful” approach that spectacularly backfired.

The couple also dive into one of the biggest causes of relationship tension — diary planning. From golf days and family logistics to who really controls the calendar at home, Abbey explains why every single plan now has to go through Claire before marital chaos erupts. Plus, the gang discuss relationship “icks”, going upstairs two at a time, hobbies couples should definitely keep separate, and whether Oasis officially counts as “Dad Rock”.

Elsewhere, Abbey reveals her surprising obsession with David Beckham’s vegetable garden and chickens, Peter reminisces about Oasis nostalgia and Desert Island albums, and the team debate what books and music they’d take if stranded forever. There’s also talk of reality TV habits, holiday advice, and why some things are simply better enjoyed without your partner.

00:00 Portugal Detox & Party Recovery
01:14 Peter Gets Humbled At Tennis
03:00 “Consistency Is Key In Tennis”
04:31 Ross Update & Listener Messages
04:58 Abbey Hates Seeing Pete Lose
05:26 Abbey’s Fear Of Tennis Lessons
06:27 Abbey Opens Up About Childhood & Sport
07:20 Abbey vs Peter: Ultimate Sports Day
08:31 The Couple Argument Everyone Has
10:11 Abbey’s Strict Family Diary System
12:03 Why Busy Couples Always Clash
12:49 The Weirdest Relationship Ick
13:28 Running Up Stairs Debate
15:14 Abbey Reveals Her Biggest Insecurity
15:45 Abbey Discovers A “Normal” Listener
16:26 Abbey’s Celebrity Lookalike Debate
18:05 Couples Sharing Hobbies Goes Wrong
19:14 TV Shows They Refuse To Watch Together
20:37 Hunger Games & Comfort Movies
21:39 The Best Holiday Advice Ever
22:52 Tail’s.com Ad Read
24:28 Desert Island Dilemmas Begin
25:35 The One Book They’d Save Forever
27:31 Roald Dahl & Childhood Reading Memories
28:07 Abbey’s Disturbing Book Confession
30:15 The Secret To Getting Kids Reading
30:55 Desert Island Albums
31:41 Oasis, Nostalgia & Dad Rock Arguments
34:04 Abbey’s Beckham Garden Obsession
35:34 Doomscrolling & “Ignorance Is Bliss”
36:19 Peter’s James Bond Fantasy Life
36:40 Peter’s Visit To Eton
37:49 Inside Eton’s Incredible Traditions
39:15 What Makes Privileged Kids Different?
41:02 The Reality Of Elite Schools
42:40 The Team Debate Luxury & Success
44:18 What They’d Actually Miss On A Desert Island
46:03 Desert Island Guilty Pleasures
47:51 Holiday Packing Essentials
49:20 Things Couples Secretly Judge Each Other For
51:08 Their Most Addictive Habits
52:44 Listener Dilemmas Return
54:33 Final Portugal Reflections
56:17 End

To contact us:
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