The World Officially Lost Its Mind: Giraffes, Gators & Garbage Ice Cream
01/07/2026 | 42 min
Hans and Roxy are back with another wild edition of Morning Crankers! From the world's most disgusting ice cream flavors and an embarrassing French translation creating "pubic squares," to killer alligator attacks, a missing giraffe in Texas, overpriced World Cup food, beaver hunts, record-breaking kittens, yodelers cooling off in fountains, Karen Gillan's wrong-bus adventure, and hilarious Curious Cars moments—it's another morning packed with bizarre headlines and nonstop laughs.
Morning Crankers: Snakes, White Claws & Alligator Tossing
24/06/2026 | 49 min
This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the weirdest headlines on the planet. From the biggest movies coming in 2026 and World Cup players dodging snakes in a U.S. host city, to a shocking IVF mix-up, a Supreme Court ruling on gun rights, and a TSA warning involving America's favorite snacks. Plus, a Florida man with 34 open White Claws, a toddler tossed into an alligator enclosure, a rare tick-borne virus scare, and a bizarre medical case that has doctors sounding the alarm. It's chaos, comedy, and crankiness the way only Morning Crankers can deliver it.
This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into another pile of unbelievable headlines. A man gets stuck in a chimney trying to rescue his dog, an Australian designer shocks the internet with rat-covered underwear, and Pizza Hut gets a new owner. The guys break down White House UFC chaos, an alleged pathogen smuggling scandal, a YouTuber's lifetime ban from Six Flags, and a wife who allegedly used Gorilla Glue for the ultimate revenge. From shark attacks and fake pilots to lemonade stand robbers and social media sleuths tracking down a killer, it's another wild ride through the strangest stories making headlines today.
181: Morning Crankers The Week Got Weird Fast
10/06/2026 | 50 min
Missing scientists, courtroom meltdowns, political scandals, mummy bread, bug smugglers, Toy Story 5, and a buffalo that looks like Donald Trump. Just another weird week on Morning Crankers.
180: Morning Crankers: Sewer People, Feet Juice & the Dog Poop Burglar
03/06/2026 | 43 min
Florida takes on OpenAI, sewer explorers creep through New York's underground tunnels, a teen burglar leaves behind a trail of dog poop, and anime fans are buying "Feet Juice." Plus, a mystery sonic boom shakes South Carolina, a woman battles a surgeon after a botched eye operation, and a couple tries cashing fake lottery tickets. It's another wild ride through the weirdest headlines on Morning Crankers! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Morning Crankers is the PG-13 comedy podcast that turns today's headlines, pop culture moments, bizarre real-life stories, and viral internet craziness into laugh-out-loud entertainment. Hosted by husband-and-wife duo Jeremy "Hans" Hanson and Myia "Roxy" Hanson, every episode delivers hilarious commentary, playful banter, outrageous opinions, original comedy songs, and the kind of conversations that make you laugh until your sides hurt.
From weird news and trending topics to celebrity stories, current events, internet culture, everyday frustrations, and life's wonderfully ridiculous moments, Morning Crankers offers a fresh, funny, and often absurd take on the world around us. Whether you're driving to work, starting your morning, or simply need an escape from serious news, Hans and Roxy bring the laughs with authentic chemistry and PG-13 humor that listeners can enjoy week after week.
If you love comedy podcasts, funny news podcasts, pop culture commentary, viral stories, outrageous headlines, and hilarious husband-and-wife banter, then Morning Crankers is your new favorite podcast.
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