Manatee Toenails, High Times In Turkey, & Diplomas VS. Degrees
-Cops accidentally got a whole town high -Manatees are off the endangered list...and people don't like it? -Local mothers day ideas (GET WOMEN FLOWERS) -Productivity hack: Make everything back to school -Parliamentary shade between Quebec and Alberta
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17:34
Emus With Machine Guns, Peacock Vasectomies, And The Race To Be The Next Top Pope
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not offering my friend coffee for driving me around? - Florida, Ohio, or Chatham: Racoon with a meth pipe edition - Hannah almost kidnapped Canadian rock band "The Arkells"
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17:25
The Met Gala, FAFO Parenting, And The Life Cereal Fan Club
In today's update... - The best and worst-dressed of last night's MET Gala, plus who showed up in the same outfit!!!! - Do you put your milk or cereal in the bowl first? - Things that are "sexy" now that wouldn't be sexy 20 years ago and more!
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18:35
Stand N Stuff, Old People Habits, And Winning Big At Jack Black
In today's update... - Happy Cinco de Mayo! This year, the Stand N Stuff conspiracy takes on a whole new level! - Asking For A Friend: Is it okay to save a spot in a grocery checkout? - At Caesars Winsor, Jonny will always win big at the Jack Black table - Tims newest (and most controversial?) menu item
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23:18
Wet Limp Cheese, The Pennsylvania Pooper, & Spending $45,000 On Other People's Weddsings
-Would you wear a charcuterie board on your head? (Also egg conspiracies) -AFAF: Was I wrong not to change my nephews diaper? -How much does it cost you to go to a wedding in 2025 -DUMB CRIMINAL: A road rage pooper from Pennsylvania
A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!
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