Firing Lane

In this episode Croaky calls out the "circular firing squad" in Florida GOP politics: James Fishback the Florida decoy candidate and his confused groyper followers lie because Jay Collins' resume (24 years Special Forces, state Senate wins, service-first life) is unbeatable. Why smear a hero when truth works? If you care about facts over theatrics, preserving Florida's conservative gains for the nation, and real leadership in 2026 – this is essential. Listen now

Switch your selector from safe to semi – because the world just went full auto. In this explosive post-op episode, host Croaky Caiman breaks down the January 3, 2026, U.S. decapitation strike that snatched Nicolás Maduro from his bed in Caracas. Zero U.S. casualties. Dozens dead on the Venezuelan side. Maduro and his wife now in Brooklyn's MDC, pleading not guilty to the unsealed superseding indictment – all cocaine conspiracies, no fentanyl, just like Croaky called months ago. No cheering. No panicking. Just raw, nuanced truth: Was this legal? Legitimate? Dangerous? (Spoiler: All of the above.) The fentanyl hype vs. the cocaine reality – and JD Vance's awkward mea culpa. Mission creep incoming: Trump says "we're gonna run their oil... run the country." Quagmire alert? Blowback risks, interim chaos with Delcy Rodríguez, protests in Caracas, global condemnation at the UN. Why conservatives need to demand structure NOW – before the next president games the system.

In this sharp analysis of the escalating Venezuela crisis, Croaky predicted it would be a pressure campaign, not a full invasion, focusing on strategic signaling and U.S. buildup in Puerto Rico. By January 2026, his forecast proved spot on: the U.S. launched a series of strikes, captured Maduro, and seized oil assets, all while using counter-narcotics as a cover. Croaky dives into the uncomfortable realities of regime change, questioning the justification behind these actions and highlighting potential blowback, including a migration spike and deep state momentum. But with strategic victories over adversaries like Iran and China, there’s a silver lining—at least for the U.S. But will this set a dangerous precedent? Tune in for a deep dive into the unpredictable consequences of this “dumb on purpose” action, why we might have gotten into this mess in the first place, and the serious risks still ahead.

Croaky Returns and covers some recent news, giving his usual blend of humor, analysis, and critique on things ranging from the extrajudicial strikes against claimed "Narco-Terrorists" to current issues in the economy. 

In this episode Croaky goes over Pete Hegseth's recent defense of actions taken against suspected Narco-terrorists off the coast of Venezuela and calls for investigations over the possibility of it being illegal. Croaky breaks it down here. Have a listen.