The Suspense is Killing Us

We watched three whole movies about gamified virtual worlds, none of which are as fun as playing an actual video game. Classic noob behavior.

GAMER (2009, Neveldine/Taylor)
ASSASSIN’S CREED (2016, Justin Kurzel)
SERENITY (2019, Steven Knight)

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies, we're talking shark movies this time! Three shark thrillers of varying depths, from general deepness to very little deepness, and then rounding it out with a very specific depth!

DEEP BLUE SEA (1999, Renny Harlin
THE SHALLOWS (2016, Jaume Collet-Serra)
47 METERS DOWN (2017, Johannes Roberts)

It's kind of surprising how many movies there are with the premise "Stuck in a house with a wild animal." And considering that all three of these are pretty good, it's kind of surprising that there aren't even more of them. PROPER EDITED VERSION!

LINK (1986, Richard Franklin)
BURNING BRIGHT (2010, Carlos Brooks)
CRAWL (2019, Alexandre Aja)

It's kind of surprising how many movies there are with the premise "Stuck in a house with a wild animal." And considering that all three of these are pretty good, it's kind of surprising that there aren't even more of them.

LINK (1986, Richard Franklin)
BURNING BRIGHT (2010, Carlos Brooks)
CRAWL (2019, Alexandre Aja)

We ransacked the "Holiday Crime" section at Scarecrow Video and came up with three gritty, violent and most of all JOLLY thrillers for this most wonderful time of the year. Merry Christmas, dirtbag!

RIOT (1996, Joseph Merhi)
NAKED CITY: A KILLER CHRISTMAS (1998, Peter Bogdanovich)
'R XMAS (2001, Abel Ferrara)