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• WERCKMEISTER HARMONIES (2000) - Free Willy

  Wow this movie is a doozy doozy doozy and it's Hungarian and it's very artistic and black and white and poetic and follows this guy living in this unnamed town and everyone becomes very frazzled upon learning that a traveling circus is coming to town and there will be a large whale like obviously it's large it's a whale for crying out loud OK sorry that was mean but there's a whale and people want to protest and there's chaos and very long-duration shots and haunting music and what does it all mean and why does it mean what's trying to mean and how is it meaning what and why it's meaning the meaning of its meaning and the whale is so cool-looking.TRAILER: https://youtu.be/-tJVdq_G_Go

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• ORLANDO (1992) - Queen Tilda

  Whattttt this movie is like so weird and whimsical and absurdly out there and nuts and beautiful and it stars Tilda Swinton and she plays a nobleman named Orlando in Elizabethan England and he is immortal and lives for centuries and no I'm not kidding and you see Orlando go to war and fall in love and be funny and weird and awkward and indifferent to so much and the whole film is based on a book by Virginia Woolf and the costumes are to die for and Tilda Swinton is a literal goddess from God world and her accentttttttt I LOVE IT.TRAILER: https://youtu.be/MorOaD61KUI

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• A CITY OF SADNESS (1989) - Taiwan. Family. History. Tony Leung.

  So veteran actor Tony Leung and a bunch of other actors who I don't recognize star in this big epic family drama set in Taiwan after Japan surrendered and it follows how the new government came in which was called the KMT was very nasty and mean to the Taiwanese people and we follow mainly these two brothers of the family and Leung plays one of them and he's adorable and deaf and runs around writing down what he wants to say to people and the camera stays very still the entire film and it's filmed almost like an opera and it's artsy and two and a half hours long...TRAILER: https://youtu.be/q6m_7eleZXw

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• ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER (1999) - The Movie That Made Me Unhealthily Obsessed with Spanish

  Ahhhhhh OK so this is a film by one of my favorite directors and his name is Pedro Almodóvar and he's Spanish and like he's the reason I love the language so much even though I am dreadful at it and sound so disgustingly American when I speak it but anyway like he's one of a kind and ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER is just one of his super complex yet understandable and intricate melodramas but like "funny" melodramas or like "screwball" melodramas and it follows this lovable mother who reconnects with an old friend after her son is killed in a car accident and like eeeee I don't want to give anything away but Penélope Cruz is in it so that should be reason enough that it's going to be incredible because anything she's in is incredible except for Zoolander 2 I guess but like who cares about that and that movie's not even in Spanish nor is it a melodrama or a screwball melodrama and SPANISHSHSHSHSHSHH. (Spanish, I love it.)TRAILER: https://youtu.be/5Va7Z7O-LMc

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• WHERE IS THE FRIEND'S HOUSE? (1987) - Childhood. Innocence. Kindness. Awww.

  So there's this sweet adorable cherubic delightfully kind little boy living in Iran and like all the adults around him are so strict and stern and miserable and unhappy and one day he accidentally takes his classmate's school notebook home with him and then for the whole movie he makes it his mission to return it to him because if he doesn't then his teacher would expel the boy and like it's sad but so sweet and we all need to be kinder on this planet and sweet and return each other's everything unless the thing the someone has was stolen then no no that's not good go and return it to the authorities.TRAILER: https://youtu.be/run-u_2zAdA

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