A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 834
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Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas.
Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 834
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action
00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas
00:14:14 - Florida Trash
00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds
00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff
00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude
00:37:48 - Bert
00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld
00:47:17 - Pudding Unc
00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady
00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater
01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special
01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:22:31 - I'm Ryan
01:27:07 - Cafe Bich Nga
01:30:22 - Lars Van Trier Loves H Dog
01:32:18 - Austin's Poop Problem
01:41:38 - Clip: Earl Changes
01:47:19 - Closing Song - "Fuk Me Tonite" by Matt Mercer
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Mentalist Oz Pearlman Blows Our Minds | Your Mom's House Ep. 833
Tom's traveling across Texas, Amarillo on Nov. 1st, then Lubbock on Nov. 2nd and El Paso on Nov. 6th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://tomsegura.com/tour
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Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 833
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:04 - Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents
00:10:07 - Sham From Killarney
00:17:39 - Clip: No Neck
00:20:16 - Clip: Coochie Confrontation
00:23:03 - Mystery Is Back
00:35:32 - Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds
00:41:07 - Show N Tell
00:46:35 - Ryan Gets Got
00:54:18 - How'd You Get A Job Here?
01:03:16 - Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes
01:12:42 - Christine's Turn
01:19:29 - Enny Hates This
01:22:38 - Birthday Money Trick
01:27:07 - Wrap Up
01:29:23 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack
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Why Rob Iler Wanted Tom Whacked | Your Mom's House Ep. 832
Tom's coming to Hanover, Maryland on the 19th as well as all over Indiana Oct. 23th - 26th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour
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Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 832
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:53 - Opening Clip: Fat Women Are Broke Dudes
00:08:26 - You're The One For Me Fatty
00:15:16 - Idaho Prison Inmate Dating Game
00:22:06 - Wolly Willy Babe
00:27:41 - Here For Good Time, Not Long Time
00:32:27 - Chain Smoking Grandparents
00:40:21 - Traveling Girls
00:45:48 - Happy Tom, Gross Rob
00:53:06 - Clip: Horse Milk
00:54:39 - Big Cheese Guy
00:58:49 - Learning Things From TikTok
01:05:55 - Poo Poo Pee Pee Dealbreakers + Rob's Pazsitzky Effect
01:14:28 - Christina's Curations
01:24:07 - More TikToks
01:40:45 - Closing Song -"Booty Opens Up" by Buttstin
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Meet Me At Café Bích Nga | Your Mom's House Ep. 831
New Jersey and and New York Tom's coming to you Oct. 15th, 17th and 18th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour
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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 831
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:33 - Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga
00:13:41 - A History Lesson
00:21:16 - Boston Gambler
00:27:20 - Cool Accountant
00:33:33 - Clip: Catching Poops
00:37:05 - Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty
00:37:29 - DENTAL UPDATE
00:43:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:51:11 - The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming
00:58:32 - Clip: Rollercoaster Barf
00:58:56 - Clip: Road Rage Cabron
01:03:46 - TikToks
01:18:09 - Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz
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The King Of Stink | Your Mom's House Ep. 830
Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour
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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a pro fighter. The gang debates who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 830
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:16 - Opening Clip: Fart Eyes
00:12:33 - BTB Type Shit
00:20:14 - Fartmacy
00:28:06 - Smelly M-Fers
00:33:21 - The Worst Smelling Countries List
00:46:56 - Napkin Pants
00:49:25 - Gay Stuff For Enny
00:57:32 - Clip: Fart Drive-Thru
00:58:31 - Clip: WHAT
01:01:10 - Art Update
01:02:30 - Closing Song -"*ss Liquor" by R PATTZ
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