Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best.

Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 846

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:43 - Skankfest, Defecation, & Poutine Fries

00:06:40 - Opening Clip: 50 Single & Horny

00:15:38 - Catching Charges

00:24:45 - Locked Up

00:31:34 - Clip: Bald Date Prep

00:35:42 - Clip: Diaper Reveal

00:40:28 - Clip: Lakefront Property

00:43:33 - Clip: Common Area Argument

00:50:07 - Skankfest Stories

00:55:53 - Openly Freaky

01:04:34 - TikToks

01:20:18 - Wrap Up

01:21:38 - Closing Song - "Pegged (OMG)" by Odd-Track Numbers
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is riding solo while Tom Segura is away shooting Bad Thoughts, and she’s joined by comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano for a unscheduled ride into the world of Architecture Digest.

Things spiral immediately as Christina introduces Sal to Kevin Leonardo, a self-proclaimed “educational” creator who demonstrates ass shaving, douching, and butt-hole hygiene in full HD. Sal, who has a famously weak constitution and a severe fear of vomiting, is absolutely not prepared for what he sees, but you probably are.

From there, Christina and Sal debate wild internet conspiracies involving satanic rituals, celebrity baby-eating rumors, and adrenochrome hysteria, questioning how anyone could possibly keep secrets at that level of fame. They next break down a viral food challenge. where a man with obviously fake teeth eats an obviously roasted potato every single day.

The chaos continues with Sal recounting his nightmare experience in a self-driving Waymo car, the duo dissecting unhinged “alpha male” Uber-fight roleplay videos, and a brutally honest roast of shirtless celebrity vacation photos, featuring Jack Nicholson living his absolute best life. Plus some TikToks, cool guys, and Grammy fashion, all in this weeks episode for you to chew on.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 845

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:25 - Celebrity Satanists

00:09:57 - Opening Clip: Beaver Teeth Potato Eater

00:15:54 - McDonalds, Steve Irwin, & Beavo's IG

00:21:24 - Waymos & Disrespectful Uber Drivers

00:31:48 - Vacation Jack Nicholson, Pam Anderson, & Eyebrows

00:40:44 - RIP Catherine O'Hara + Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy

00:46:11 - Sex Scenes In Movies

00:48:54 - Architecture Digest Open Door

00:53:30 - Uncomfortable Vin Diesel

00:57:48 - Grammy Fashion

01:04:49 - Sal's New Show

01:06:34 - Christina's Curations

01:16:01 - Closing Song - "Talk 2 U Girl" by Saul Garland
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice.

The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 844

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:01 - Opening Clip: Connor Got Diamonds

00:16:35 - Deep Diving Connor's Instagram

00:26:31 - Too Old For This Shi

00:32:00 - Charo's Needs Water

00:36:19 - This Guy Is Really Cool

00:43:13 - Clip: Chuck The Gay Man

00:44:33 - YMH EXCLUSIVE: Double Pipe Classic

00:48:18 - Mike The Accountant

00:50:56 - Black Guy Opinion

00:54:02 - RIP Whyte Folkz

00:56:37 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:00 - Indiana Serial Killer

01:05:22 - Clip: Laughter Yoga

01:06:32 - Clip: Toilet Paper Donut

01:08:34 - Closing Song - "Touch My Camera" by Bob Dolamite
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats".

Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 843

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator

00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit

00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats

00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise

00:30:04 - Mike Fedele

00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry

00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger

00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles

00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia

00:50:17 - Pot Discourse

00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump

01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid

01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador
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This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy.

From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 842

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:50 - Facts Of Life Girls & Vintage Collectables

00:08:30 - Not About That Weed

00:14:45 - Opening Clip: Can't Make Friends

00:20:33 - Saxophone

00:26:36 - Clip: Crazy Church Man

00:37:35 - Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous

00:48:01 - Lipshitz Plug

00:49:36 - Christina's Curations

01:03:49 - Home Alone House & Boring Corporate Fast Food

01:09:40 - Closing Song -"Cool Girl Club" By Versace Kolache
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