Retrograde Amnesia: Comprehensive JRPG Retrospective

The things we do seem to have consequences all over the place. One day, we will pay for the sins of slaughtering servants, traumatizing the traumatized kids with robots, blowing up mermen, getting behind the circuit, indiscriminately destroying all AI systems, realizing Rune does not acknowledge computer guys, deleting life, arguing with computer daughter, meeting a curious late game party member, lighting the path to Rykros, transforming the badguy into a bad guy, stealing Sonic 2 sound effects, and wondering if you can be a scenario guy ignorant of the scenario. There is a fundamental error in your self awareness.
00:00:00 Banned Words
00:02:11 Intro
00:03:30 Guild Quest: Silver Soldier
00:04:58 Back To Zema
00:09:40 Vahal Fort
00:31:14 Return to Zema
00:34:13 Who The Hell Is Seth
00:38:15 The Soldier's Temple
00:41:18 Aeroprimsers
00:50:54 Real Net
00:54:25 Outro
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My son is convinced that he is going to die. But you, you must live and listen to us cleaning a dirty kitchen, making wild assumptions about rice farming, comparing geographical educations, eatin' up fields, getting ate up (personally), locating porn on the bookshelf, further developing Hunters Are A Joke theory, demanding a toy sword to cure a fake illness, realizing the non-humans are the most human, deeming a large bird to be a Head Honcho, loving big bird butt, eating over one thousand birds, and enacting a flawed bird conspiracy. I had no idea you guys would be so strong.
00:00:00 Hot Button Turnaround
00:01:45 Intro
00:03:17 Dirty Pitstop
00:05:00 Guild Quest: Dying Boy
00:07:42 Exploding Torinco
00:16:56 Torinco Houses
00:22:45 Imagined Sickness
00:31:37 Guild Quest: Man With Twist
00:47:16 Real Net
00:50:24 Outro
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If you're happy, try everything. Everything we tried to make us happy includes getting close to feet, seeming downhearted, reducing the cost of sleeping, refusing an apology, not wanting to get involved, assaulting a temple with powerful waves of pure hate, owing thanks to a bishop, suppressing Rykros information, receiving a free speedboat from our girlfriend, shipping a three way, embracing happiness, pretending to hate our idiot daughters, spending our youth in prison, and ripping off Sailor Moon. This is no time for niceties.
00:00:00 Becoming A Father
00:02:05 Intro
00:05:05 WORLD TOUR Esper Mansion
00:09:00 WORLD TOUR Jut
00:15:44 WORLD TOUR Motavia
00:17:01 Return to Gumbious Temple
00:27:01 Return to Motavia
00:30:39 Guild Quest: Stain in Life
00:32:28 Exploring Uzo
00:39:11 Jail Girls
00:49:39 Real Net
00:52:38 Outro 
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Your condition has improved considerably. You're feeling so much better, you can listen to us burning down the forest, making levels out of biology and doors out of guts, failing the reverse aniki maneuver, falling asleep to a bad smell, donning vestments, defending Alien movies, suggesting hunters were fake, admiring large sprites, blowing up a temple, selling an irreplaceable weapon, Lunar'ing the whole world, receiving new facts from an old guy, wearing a favorite hat (without any worry), and saying such unscientific things. Do you want to get whooped again?
00:00:00 Season Nine Is….
00:03:44 Carnivorous Forest
00:04:52 Garuberk Tower
00:14:11 Dark Force
00:18:36 We Beat The Game
00:24:00 Reshel Redux
00:29:20 WORLD TOUR Raja Temple
00:29:37 WORLD TOUR Ryoun
00:33:07 WORLD TOUR Tyler
00:35:20 WORLD TOUR Zosa
00:37:29 WORLD TOUR Meese
00:46:29 Real Net
00:50:55 Outro 
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Why are you reincarnated like that? It's an honest question, and one that can only be answered by begging to steal a torch, absconding with a special zippo to kill a guy, learning of an air castle in asteroid space, taking credit for killing an arch villain, telling a sir he's unsteady, cleansing the unclean, beat matching a sacred rascal, fighting dinosaur head pauldrons, refusing to fear the bomb, using magic the win important battles, coming back from Phantasy Star I, referencing ancient Virtual On forums, and bringing the torch home. What can't be, can't be.

00:00:00 Valueless
00:02:28 Intro
00:03:52 Gumbious Temple Invasion
00:13:03 Gumbious Temple Post Invasion
00:15:35 Spaceport
00:18:58 Air Castle Part I
00:33:43 Air Castle Part II
00:38:08 Lashiec
00:50:06 Returning the Torch
00:52:32 Real Net
00:56:03 Outro 
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