Retrograde Amnesia: Comprehensive JRPG Retrospective

Never take your hands off the wheel until we have come to a complete stop. And before you decelerate, listen to us forgetting Blackbeard was a real guy, trying to remember orally recited directions, trying our very best to figure out ship battles, determining what sort of code a black pirate has, applying the Captain's Stripe, forgetting critical game mechanics, ramming the Little Jack into a canyon wall, jamming moonfish into a bird, vomiting eggs, learning Doc and Maria's lore, suffering through outrageous animations, darkening the world map sky, and throwing corpses off the island. Let's rip 'em to shreds, sir.
00:00:00 Radically Dreaming
00:01:57 Intro
00:04:41 World Mapping
00:08:34 Baltor
00:24:02 Nasr Merchant Escort
00:30:10 Moonfish Dump
00:40:49 Approaching Valua
00:47:35 Real Net
00:53:04 Outro
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May the moons guide you in your journey. If that doesn't work, we'll guide you into figuring out Eric is attracted to ladies with green elbow-length gloves, receiving a blown kiss, facing Justice Under God, bestowing merchants with names, learning of the Harpoon Cannon, stealing a guy's money, wearing a dumb guy hat, projecting big dreams on such a little fellow, finding a message in a bottle on a balloon, flipping a mustache, decoding a dirty sock, bargaining with Drachma, seeking a Valuan passport, wondering if Polly is recruitable, cutting a risky deal with a Nasr merchant, and realizing Sailors' Island is just Buc-ee's. All of the stuff from The Temple of Doom is at Hobby Lobby.
00:00:00 Chris Vision
00:01:30 Intro
00:03:55 Sailors' Island Item Shop
00:08:29 Sailors' Island Ship Parts Store
00:13:11 Sailors' Island Armory
00:21:06 Lighthouse
00:23:10 Sailors' Island Inn
00:28:52 Telling Drachma About The Big Gun
00:37:04 Return to Sailors' Guild
00:44:03 Real Net 
00:49:17 Outro
Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

I can already tell, this place is lots of fun. If podcasts can be places, we're consulting the large map, meeting a GameCube doctor without borders, mixing pirate fiction with anime, picking up a game-spanning collection initiative, browsing the list of criminals, leaning like an asshole, rolling on the floor laughing, discovering oddities for money, talking about various things, including background tavern commotion, feasting like there's no tomorrow, feeling welcome in a new community, and realizing the old man hates us. How in the Six Moons am I supposed to catch them?
00:00:00 Nintendo Game
00:02:58 Intro
00:05:19 Doc & Maria
00:20:00 Sailors' Island (outdoors)
00:30:32 Sailors' Guild
00:37:10 Polly's Place
00:45:28 Real Net
00:51:13 Outro
Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

I pray that the moons watch over you everywhere you go. I also pray that you listen to us talking to the walls that are falling apart, losing Ben the Lookout, making sure we keep knitting, letting Alan fix everything, yearning to topple an empire with a tiny boat, driving my shitboat into danger, dropping in a sky whale, remembering how Chris feels about whales, absorbing a mechanical gut punch, picking up boxes and then putting them back down, and then adding an old man to our party before bringing him home to mom. Stand tall, my son.
00:00:00 Podcaster
00:01:12 Intro
00:02:45 Pirate Island. Again.
00:07:00 Pirate Underground. Again.
00:09:49 Departure Island
00:17:06 World Map / Sudden Storm
00:28:47 Shipwrecked On Another Ship
00:32:54 Moving Boxes
00:46:12 Return to Pirate Island Yet Again
00:48:21 Real net
00:56:05 Outro
Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

When I die, I want to die in my own home. Ideally while listening to podcasts hosts wondering if piracy is "work," loosening up a little, letting the bodies rot in the sun, measuring a league, donning the quarterback coat, relating Alfonso to Rowd, leaving Granny in the house, polluting vase water, going through Jessica's drawers, thanking the Moons, taking daddies away, punishing piracy with death, fearing Dyne may be a coward, and developing silver moon lore. Mom rarely ever lets this fire go out. 
00:00:00 New Studio
00:01:21 Intro
00:03:07 Invasion
00:10:09 The Serpent
00:15:43 Return to Pirate Isle
00:23:49 Pirate Underground
00:38:20 Back at The Serpent
00:45:13 Real Net
00:50:02 Outro
Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com