Retrograde Amnesia: Comprehensive JRPG Retrospective

If you don't like my ship, you can find yourself another one. While you're looking for it, listen to us as we're making dad pay for the hotel room, relaxing after a hard day, finding a dialogue divergence point, making decisions swiftly, clasping hands to boost up a jumper, chasing a pervert across rooftops, pooping straight into hell, completing the countdown to sewer, knowing there's always a way out of a storm, donning dot eyes, narrating the scene, swiping away chalk dust, thinking some poop looks edible, slicing through gelatinous waste, and traveling all the way back to Lower City to see if anyone has anything new to say. I just want you to see something interesting before you die.
00:00:00 Volcano Girls 
00:02:19 Intro
00:04:15 Lower Valua Inn
00:14:11 Peeping Thomas
00:17:05 Pervert Interrogation
00:29:50 Lower City
00:33:40 Catacomb Sewers
00:42:06 Bleigock
00:47:39 Better Check On Lower City
00:49:23 Real Net 
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Soup or power, take your pick, what do you want? Perhaps, instead, you would prefer meeting the roster of villains, capturing a citizen of the silver civilization, labeling a pervert, imagining more One Piece comparisons, confining the less fortunate to Lower City, smelling like garbage, drawing bold lines between two classes, meeting the local Big Bag Rascal, refusing to collect trash, losing another smile, realizing Valua is a Button Town, coloring on the ground, eating hard black bread, finding comfort in those who are worse off than ourselves, and calmly exchanging reasonable beliefs about toasting bread. Should I fire my big cannon, baby?
00:00:00 Plushie
00:02:51 Intro
00:04:20 Council of Fucked Up Guys
00:24:50 Landing in Valua
00:27:45 Lower City
00:33:30 Marco
00:36:46 Lower City Indoors
00:46:26 Lower Lower City
00:51:57 Real Net
01:01:33 Outro
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Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

Never take your hands off the wheel until we have come to a complete stop. And before you decelerate, listen to us forgetting Blackbeard was a real guy, trying to remember orally recited directions, trying our very best to figure out ship battles, determining what sort of code a black pirate has, applying the Captain's Stripe, forgetting critical game mechanics, ramming the Little Jack into a canyon wall, jamming moonfish into a bird, vomiting eggs, learning Doc and Maria's lore, suffering through outrageous animations, darkening the world map sky, and throwing corpses off the island. Let's rip 'em to shreds, sir.
00:00:00 Radically Dreaming
00:01:57 Intro
00:04:41 World Mapping
00:08:34 Baltor
00:24:02 Nasr Merchant Escort
00:30:10 Moonfish Dump
00:40:49 Approaching Valua
00:47:35 Real Net
00:53:04 Outro
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Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
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Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

May the moons guide you in your journey. If that doesn't work, we'll guide you into figuring out Eric is attracted to ladies with green elbow-length gloves, receiving a blown kiss, facing Justice Under God, bestowing merchants with names, learning of the Harpoon Cannon, stealing a guy's money, wearing a dumb guy hat, projecting big dreams on such a little fellow, finding a message in a bottle on a balloon, flipping a mustache, decoding a dirty sock, bargaining with Drachma, seeking a Valuan passport, wondering if Polly is recruitable, cutting a risky deal with a Nasr merchant, and realizing Sailors' Island is just Buc-ee's. All of the stuff from The Temple of Doom is at Hobby Lobby.
00:00:00 Chris Vision
00:01:30 Intro
00:03:55 Sailors' Island Item Shop
00:08:29 Sailors' Island Ship Parts Store
00:13:11 Sailors' Island Armory
00:21:06 Lighthouse
00:23:10 Sailors' Island Inn
00:28:52 Telling Drachma About The Big Gun
00:37:04 Return to Sailors' Guild
00:44:03 Real Net 
00:49:17 Outro
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Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

I can already tell, this place is lots of fun. If podcasts can be places, we're consulting the large map, meeting a GameCube doctor without borders, mixing pirate fiction with anime, picking up a game-spanning collection initiative, browsing the list of criminals, leaning like an asshole, rolling on the floor laughing, discovering oddities for money, talking about various things, including background tavern commotion, feasting like there's no tomorrow, feeling welcome in a new community, and realizing the old man hates us. How in the Six Moons am I supposed to catch them?
00:00:00 Nintendo Game
00:02:58 Intro
00:05:19 Doc & Maria
00:20:00 Sailors' Island (outdoors)
00:30:32 Sailors' Guild
00:37:10 Polly's Place
00:45:28 Real Net
00:51:13 Outro
Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social
YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com