Live from Salt Lake City, we’re here to turn Justin’s worst day into the best day ever with the beautiful Kingsbury Hall and some great advice about how to rebrand your grandmas, amusing your bouche, and art heists.Suggested talking points: Recreational Poisoning, Neighbor Cuck Dog, My Christmas Is Inside You, Unaccompanied Crustacean, The Great PeaboBorder Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/
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MBMBaM 784: Can You Escape Hatred Cove?
Fall is in the air, and that means risking our lives for pumpkins and locking up apples in boxes until they turn into iPhones. But it also means a very special report on a certain actor’s illustrious career, from Jumanji to Moana.Suggested talking points: Petey Pupper Puller, Pumpkin Martyr, McConaughey Trademarked Filler Words, Lewd Stitch Memorabilia, Why Are You Doing a Whole Salad About ItBorder Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/
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MBMBaM 778: Face 2 Face: Yellin’ at the Kellen Felons
From the Squad-carrying acoustics of the Atlanta Symphony Hall in Atlanta, it’s your go-to conduit for the monoculture, so long as all you care about culturally is Wonka and/or the Joker. Get your daily boost and join us as we make slam dunks in the answer hole!Suggested talking points: A Toilet with Width Depth and Height, Lossless Farting Audio, Tatooine the Planet, I Am Not an Oboe, Vile Sticky Nonchocolate, Go Piss Girl, The Big Bin of Grapes in Your MindEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/
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MBMBaM 774: Bear No Skyver
Welcome, welcome! May we interest you a lovely Charlugerie board? It includes a variety of tasteful jokes to be enjoyed in pairings, as well as a stinky cheese that you need to justify eating, a brand-new McElroy cousin, and over here is a delectable back full of allergy stickers.Suggested talking points: Gordo the Slime Angel, Sky-Rizzy Arc, Sin Cheese, Fiber Min-MaxxingWorld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/
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MBMBaM 772: Spiders Are Writing and God Is Real
We'll be the ones brave enough to say it: Donkey Kong's office behavior is unprofessional, and James shouldn't be bringing that energy to the workplace. This week we're helping you through all sorts of sticky situations, including deflecting your barber's house pig soft sell, disguising your flatulent footwear, and literally begging a flight attendant to let you go to the bathroom.Suggested talking points: James Kong, Bad Pigs Only, That’s Life, Lazlo’s Hierarchy of Needs, Empty Unglazed Shell, I Left My Wallet in CaliforniaImmigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/
Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.
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