359 - A Cure for Wellness Preview (You've Got to Ride the Eel [Mary Todd Lincoln is Real])
Today's episode gets to the heart of a conspiracy so deep and so dark no one has covered it before: Mary Todd Lincoln is real and we have the eels to prove it!
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358 - An Interview With CD Eskilson Author of Scream / Queen
CD Eskilson, author of the new book of poetry Scream / Queen, joins the crypt to discuss poetry, Queer horror, and working with the monsters of our time.
Order CD's book here: https://press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/book/distributed/S/bo245013529.html
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Précis music: "Melancholy" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/dark-piano-vol-i
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357 - Longlegs (The Rot at the Heart of the Vibes)
The legs are long, the vibes are necrotic, and the marketing campaign is locked away in the basement. Let's all gather 'round and find out what's up with these mysterious metal orb rattling around our collective head.
NIC CAGE JUMP SCARE!
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Précis music: "Bittersweet LOOP 16bit" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (https://itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at https://aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/dark-piano-vol-i
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356 - Preview - Saying the Quiet Place Out Loud (A Quiet Place Review)
We barely contained this one.
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355 - My Boyfriend's Back with Justin from Library Punk! (Unfinished Buffy One-Off DRAFT V3.txt)
We're joined by none other than Justin from librarypunk to discuss either a film about a zombie boyfriend or an unfinished fever dream from which aspects of our sanity will never awaken!
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