Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love it when characters meet—hint hint, George! Shireen is always an adorable scene stealer, we love her curiosity about Wun Wun despite his apparent drinking problem. Turns out, Tycho Nestoris did not come to The Wall to sightsee. We wonder about Jon’s lack of urgency to meet (f)Arya. Alys Karstark remains a fan favorite, especially when she’s telling us about sullen little Jon boy. Mostly, we’re just happy Jon Snow gets his moment to shine before . . . well, you know. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Jon IX.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 651

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We had all blocked out the overwhelming volume of Daario Naharis content in Dany's Dance chapters. It is a lot, friends. George loves to bring us premium visuals like sunlight glinting on gold teeth. Now, picture Jon with a blue beard. You know you want it. But will Dany? We have our doubts. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Daenerys VII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 650

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Asha and company are on the highway to hell (or the slow march to Winterfell). The northerners just want to bathe in Bolton blood, while Asha just wants to get warm, Justin Massey just wants to get with Asha, and Stannis just wants everyone to STFU about Robert. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The King’s Prize (Asha II). Originally recorded in 2018.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 649

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon struggles with his captivity, phantom "limb" syndrome, and a lot of TMI. What's Barbrey Dustin really up to? Not only does everyone peak in high school in Westeros, but they've had the same top 40 for the past hundred years. Meanwhile we have further evidence that GRRM just really has no understanding about female anatomy. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Turncloak (Theon V). Originally recorded in 2019.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 648

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. For our 300th Tyrion Dance chapter, we find Tyrion, Penny, and Jorah on the proverbial Ship of Fools. Kids, don't try to ride a dog, regardless of your size. Funny will take a guy a long way even if he doesn't have a nose. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Tyrion IX.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 647