SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Javier Bardem (Dune: Part 3, Cape Fear, No Country for Old Men, Skyfall, and a ton more incredible movies) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on hard rock & metal music, climate change, and being a real man!Javier also talks about:

- Being introduced to AC/DC by his brother at age 10- The secret to parenting and marriage- And sucking in your gut

0:00 Intro0:28 Javier Bardem was the dad in The Little Mermaid and is married to Penélope Cruz0:45 Javier might be the hottest man alive1:26 Javier Bardem joins the train1:30 A subway dancer joins the show2:34 Take #1 Hard Rock & Metal music is the best genre of music of them all, with the best fans and the best audience3:45 Javier's brother introduced him to Highway to Hell by AC/DC5:30 AC/DC might be the greatest rock band of all time5:35 How do you like to listen to music?6:45 We don't make mixtapes for people anymore7:47 Take #2 Climate change is not a future problem, it's happening as we are talking8:43 Climate change is not a political issue9:57 Why rich people are obsessed with going to outer space10:40 Is that what aliens sound like?11:55 Take #3 being constantly connected is far from being present13:40 Do you ever suck in a little bit?15:33 Parental advice from Javier Bardem17:15 Javier's secret to a long marriage17:45 Take #4 A real man is the one who treats women with the respect and care they deserve18:37 A real man takes care of his mom until the day she dies19:27 Men could not handle pregnancy20:04 Takes on Takes
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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Andrew Garfield (The Uprising, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Social Network, Artificial and SO many great films and shows!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on DJs, how to be a real man, and treating dogs better than humans!Andrew also talks about:- Live theater about to make a comeback- Mudslinging- The importance of silence- And SubwayTakes' negative effect on society!

0:00 Intro
0:31 Andrew Garfield was Spider-Man and he's British
1:55 Andrew Garfield joins the train
2:35 Take #1 You can't call yourself a DJ unless you use physical records
3:57 We need a new word for whatever DJs are now
4:40 Take #2 SubwayTakes is creating more division in our culture
6:10 How do we deal with the anxiety of being in public
7:30 Andrew changes his take!
8:15 There's an evil version of SubwayTakes
8:30 Take #3 Kareem needs to integrate his shadow side
9:07 Take #4 Boys don't cry, but real men do
9:55 How many times a year does Andrew and Kareem cried?
11:37 Persian rug makers
12:25 Take #5 Your deepest wound is your greatest gift
13:10 Take #6 We are more humane to our dogs than our parents and our friends
15:20 A subway rider wants a picture with Andrew but not Kareem
15:45 Take #7 We should bring back literal mudslinging as a ritual
16:25 Andrew hasn't seen The Purge
17:04 Take #8 Silence, quiet, and space are the last big commodities
17:40 Bonus Take #1 Live theater is going to be the next big f*cking thing
18:58 Bonus Take #2 Humans can actually be really great
19:20 Takes on Takes
22:15 The Rizzler knows what's up
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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Ms. Rachel (Ms. Rachel - Toddler Learning Videos, Wiggle and Learn, & You Are Still the One) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her hottest takes on nursery rhymes, Mr. Rogers, and pigeons!

Ms. Rachel also talks about:

- How caring for children makes a better world

- How we can care for and help the children in Gaza

- NYC needing a coffee shop run by puppets

- And making up songs with your kids

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0:00 Intro

0:26 Ms. Rachel is the Mr. Rogers of Today

1:27 Ms, Rachel joins the train

1:46 Take #1 Some nursery songs and kids' songs need to be retired

3:22 Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater needs to go

4:05 Why are we still singing racist kids' songs?

5:00 Father Kareem's nursery rhymes

5:42 Take #2: Mr. Rogers was political

7:06 Mr. Rogers was against the nuclear arms race!

7:47 Mr. Rogers testified in front of the Senate!

9:25 The craziest rumors about Ms. Rachel

10:00 Favorite old school films

11:50 Switching trains song

12:12 Taking candy from strangers

12:38 Take #3 No child should be in an immigration detention center ever

14:10 "The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe"

15:16 The tragedies towards children in Gaza

18:55 Take #4 We should be nicer to pigeons

19:30 Pigeons mate for life

20:08 Parrots are too smart

21:21 Take #5 There should be a coffee shop in New York City run by puppets

22:30 The world is not child/family friendly

23:20 If we took care of kids 0-3, we'd have the most amazing world

24:09 Takes on Takes
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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Benny Blanco (Music producer for hit songs by Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Maroon 5, and more, the Friends Keep Secrets podcast with Lil Dicky, and new book F*ck Failure) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on old people having social media, farting in your close relationships, and responding to birthday texts.

Benny also talks about:

His mom inviting Britney Spears to stay at their house

Looking hot on The Orient Express

John Mayer's wonderful birthday messages

And dressing as Kareem for Halloween

Enjoy :)

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Credits:

Host - Kareem Rahma

Created By - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers - Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers - Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators - Thomas Kasem, Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage - Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer - Maria Sakr

Editor - Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer - Dean White

Sound Editor - Joey Magee

Title and Graphics Design - Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music - Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork - Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of - www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks - Metropolitan Transportation Authority

0:00 Intro

0:28 Who is Benny Blanco?

1:11 Why does Benny want to be on SubwayTakes?

1:42 Benny Blanco joins the train

1:45 Take #1: People 65 and older should not be allowed to have social media anymore

2:35 Old people are getting duped on Facebook

4:05 A Subway rider remembers Kareem from an old Frankenstein video

5:20 Benny has cute feet and shows them

5:55 Take #2: Farting in relationships should be completely normalized

7:09 You can't just do a one man fart show

7:35 Women only fart when they're sleeping

8:58 Take #3: Humans should stay down here and not up there

9:45 Benny takes the ocean to Europe

10:52 You need to look hot on The Orient Express

11:35 Collecting necklaces

12:12 Kareem and Benny are going to be each other for Halloween

12:52 This is the best day of Benny's life

13:30 Take #4: You shouldn't have to respond to any birthday texts

15:30 John Mayer gives the best birthday messages

16:20 Take #5: I wish every concert was no more than 15 minutes long

17:45 Benny's mom has requests for the band

18:15 Britney Spears is always welcome at Benny's mom's house

19:57 Takes on takes
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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Stavros Halkias (Tony, Stavvy's World, Bugonia, Tires) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on ugly people in movies, circumcision, and what Kareem should do with SubwayTakes!

Stavvy also talks about:

His legendary run in movies right now

Regrowing foreskin

Kareem's sky high self esteem

And going to Greek Orthodox church mixers

Enjoy :)

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Credits:

Host: Kareem Rahma

Created by: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Thomas Kasem, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer: Maria Sakr

Editor: Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White

Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority

0:00 Intro

0:26 Stavvy is on a legendary run

1:02 Stavros is here!

2:43 Stavvy joins the train

2:45 "Take" #1 Stop circumcising kids and cutting off a little piece of their pen*s as soon as they're born

3:50 We have the technology to regrow foreskin

4:43 Are our heroes cut?

5:57 Take #1 Kareem should stop doing SubwayTakes

7:20 Stavvy says Kareem shouldn't be at The Oscars

8:38 A subway rider gives a take to Stavvy

9:59 Stavvy and Kareem have the same job

10:40 What happened to journalism?

11:20 Take #2 Kareem will never look anything like Antonio Banderas

13:25 Take #3: We need more ugly people in movies

14:34 Take #4 Kareem needs glasses

15:14 Take #5 They make you do too many takes on SubwayTakes

16:00 Kareem's take: The worst part of the wedding is the part where you have to dance

16:50 If you're dancing at the club, you're trying to f*ck

17:32 Stavvy's Greek Orthodox church mixer stories

18:38 Takes on Takes

20:40 Was Colonel Sanders secretly Asian?

22:21 Kareem was trying to be a metrosexual

23:20 Stavvy is offer only

23:35 Stavvy is pushing the stick to the limit

24:20 Being fat wasn't what was holding you back

25:23 Kareem's self esteem is CRAZY

26:42 Take 6: Ocean's 11 is awesome

26:45 Take 7: Ocean's 12 is pretty good too

26:20 Take 8: Ocean's 13 is actually better than Ocean's 12
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