Golf Is Ruining My Life

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TP has been booked in for a 6:46am tee time at and it's sparked a proper debate: when is an early tee time actually TOO early?

We've also got the new Ping iDi driving irons on their way to us, and TG explains exactly why he needs one. He shot an 83 while topping it off the tee six times, so if he can just find a club he trusts off the tee, he reckons there's a 77 in there.

Plus: TP has seen Tom Cruise land a helicopter at Richmond Golf Club (a brand new anecdote, somehow never told before 🚁), why driving through a golf course to reach the clubhouse is one of life's great pleasures, and the Belfry trip where he's going all that way and NOT playing the Brabazon. 😩

And in the penultimate Toast or Roast with our friends at England Golf⁠⁠⁠⁠, Ashley finally breaks 100 but only by getting away from his home course entirely.

And the l⁠imited edition GREY hoodies ⁠are on the website now. 🧥

EGYPT TRIP (15th -19th Nov we'll be there) 🐪⛳ - https://www.golfbreaks.com/en-gb/holidays/cairo/hilton-pyramids-golf-resort/packages/7dc84fcf-8016-4e82-8207-cb000d42ddf0/

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Jon Rahm is heading back to the PGA Tour, and we get into what it actually means: the reported fine, the Ryder Cup implications, whether Tyrrell Hatton follows him, and what's left of LIV if the purses can't stay where they were. Plus the question still hanging over all of it, what on earth does Bryson do now? 👀

Elsewhere, Tom Green is finally back online (proper internet, no more Aggie poses 🙏) and TP took three golf clubs to the south of France, played zero golf in 38 degree heat, and brought them all home again. Painful.

In the email corner, James hits the greatest drive of his life in front of an admiring gallery and the ball simply vanishes off a bone dry fairway 😩, Lee's shot at a club majors hat-trick comes down to four cruel shots, and an 80-year-old man in Pembrokeshire pulls a 50-year-old photograph out of his wallet that stops everyone in their tracks. ⛳

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EGYPT TRIP (15th -19th Nov we'll be there) 🐪⛳ - https://www.golfbreaks.com/en-gb/holidays/cairo/hilton-pyramids-golf-resort/packages/7dc84fcf-8016-4e82-8207-cb000d42ddf0/

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Big monologue energy from TG this week as he asks whether the handicap system, brilliant as it is for competitive golf, is actually getting in the way of us enjoying the sport we love. He shot 86 and then 89 over the weekend and didn't care one bit, and reckons that's the whole point. Discuss. 🤔

We also rave (completely unpaid, promise) about the Shot Scope LM1 launch monitor and why it might be the best £199 you'll spend on your golf, get to grips with smash factor, and TP relives a genuinely traumatic 10 hour ordeal at the Channel Tunnel. 🚗😩

Plus, golf's growing water problem after Greenpeace came for us, TG's trip to The Belfry this weekend (come say hi!) and a textbook Toast or Roast with our friends at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠England Golf⁠⁠⁠, from Christopher, who cut down to nine clubs, ignored his score completely and finally broke 100. ⛳

Oh, and the limited edition GREY hoodies are on the website now. 🧥

EGYPT TRIP (15th -19th Nov we'll be there) 🐪⛳ - https://www.golfbreaks.com/en-gb/holidays/cairo/hilton-pyramids-golf-resort/packages/7dc84fcf-8016-4e82-8207-cb000d42ddf0/

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WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian, broadcaster and full-blown golf obsessive, Susan Calman. 30 minutes of chat about picking golf back up at 50 after a 37 year break, going from a 34 handicap to 17 in under a year, and why golf is the only thing in her life she can actually measure. ⛳

We also find out why she'll only ever play a yellow ball, the incredibly emotional reason she wears her dad's hat on the course, and the ongoing (very awkward) confession about exactly how much all those clubs cost. Her wife was in the room for the whole thing. 😬

Plus, why Shiskine on the Isle of Arran is the greatest golf course in the world, and her DREAM four ball. 👀

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We're back from a couple of weeks off (and broadcasting from a brand new house with no internet, filmed on a phone, so apologies in advance 😅). TG got to play the pro-am at Centurion and came back with the stories to prove it.

He was paired with Shannon Tan, who'd finished sixth at the Open four days earlier.

We also get into the format that made the whole day , you'll want to steal this for your next golf trip.

Plus, the story of Gary Player watching every single tee shot on 18, complimenting everyone, and then saying absolutely nothing when TG striped the best drive of his life. 😤

In the email corner, an American listener introduces us to Noel Fielding's cousin, a man proposes for his wife's hand on the 10th tee, and we give our best advice for finding your swing (and your confidence) again. ⛳

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