Dice Will Roll

• Abomination Vaults Ep. 63: Rings & Riches

  The Fogfen Few become the Fogfen Four as Phosero Witchhelm joins the fray! As an adventurer, you often end up taking on more quests than you'd expect. And some days, that means knocking out a whole bunch of them at once! Hans the Hand? Check! Books for Otari's ghost? Check! A quest you didn't even know you'd taken involving a mysterious elf in a tavern? Check! But then, there are some that you pick up, and... A wandering vending machine..? The Fogfen Few have a few interesting things to cover today, and boy oh boy, is it going to reveal some things they might never have expected! Hero points get given. Bridges get jumped from. Stairways get stared down. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many adventurers do other adventurers know? CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore and bone breaking/flesh tearing, allusions to sex, undeath, rat mentions, debt, mass devastation and disasters, worms, Phosero is not a virgin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Abomination Vaults Ep. 62: Basilisks & Beauties

  The king of the basilisks slithers close! This is what happens when you lie. One second, you're trying to squirm out of an awkward situation. The next, a 30-foot long snake with a metal crown that breathes corrosive venom clouds is coming down to bite you. That's just the nature of things I fear. The Fogfen Few and Phosero Witchhelm must team up and fight for their lives, lest the terrible serpent turn them to mush and slurp up their goop! Guts get sliced. Pans get thwacked. Love confessions get exchanged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's it look like for Derry to realize he was autistic over the Muppets mid conversation? CONTENT WARNINGS: Snakes, vore jokes, eye attacks, romantic scenes, please do not call me a big vore boy over this episode I didn't write the stat block Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Abomination Vaults Ep. 61: Siblings & Sepulchers

  Phosero Witchelm has arrived in Otari, and the Fogfen Few need to keep them from finding the grim truths of the dungeon! By now, days in Otari are often more dangerous than days in the Abomination Vaults, and today is no different. The Mendevian Crusader, Phosero Witchhelm, is here on Silk's mother's request. And as much as Silk loves his aiuvarin half-sibling to pieces, he really, really doesn't want his mother finding out how bad the Abomination Vaults are. So, what do we do about it? Lie! Deceive! Take part in some community theatre! Can our heroes prevent Phosero from finding out the truth? Or is it curtains for Silk's time here in Otari? Scars get revealed. Familiars get considered. Miasma gets noticed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... did you know Phosero is an old PC from the Pathfinder 2e Playtest, where we were supposed to make characters we'd kill off easily, and we recorded it for the original Dice Will Roll run before losing the audio when Dave's computer died? Did we say that ever before? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of PTSD and trauma, isolation, family trouble, discussions of crusades and genocide, lying to loved ones, Borbo is one clever bitch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Abomination Vaults Ep. 60: Fashion & Fury

  A well-deserved rest in the city of elves! With that nasty business in the cave of giants over and done with, our heroes need some time to engage in some TLC before heading back to the surface and prepare for a surprise visitor. But even Yldaris has hijinks for our heroes to get involved in. Wakey wakey, and cover your eyes, adventurers, someone is *not* happy to see you! History gets discussed. Calls get made. Lizards get purchased. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much IS a gold coin in today's currency? CONTENT WARNINGS: Survivor's guilt, battlefield casualties, implied nudity and sexual encounters, discussion of crusades, petrification, sometimes I read these content warnings and it feels like I'm tagging a horny AO3 fic, f/f, canon compliant, plot what plot ⁠⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠ Original Theme⁠⁠⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Abomination Vaults Ep. 59: Battles & Bonesnappers

  The Battle of Khurfel Cavern is upon us. Elves vs. Giants... who will come out victorious? The Marsh Giants of the Hunting Grounds are wicked cultists of Nhimbaloth, and have long been a thorn in the side of Yldaris. These brutal raiders kill their scouts, eat their livestock, and siege their city walls. And worst of all, they cling to one of the Fulcrum Lenses that will supposedly help destroy Belcorra. But for too long, Yldaris has been unable to fight back... until now. With a troop of cavern elf archers behind them, the Fogfen Few will have to prove themselves in battle... or become bone for the broth of the giants! Blades get poisoned. Hell gets unleashed. Hooks glint. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... wait, we have to kill HOW MANY enemies in this fight?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Warfare and battle, depictions of casualties, gore, zombies, dismemberment, decapitation, gutting, cults, sexy elf mommies prove themselves also capable fighters ⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠⁠ Original Theme⁠⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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