Brown Bag Mornings

The crew attempts to navigate the "freaky territory" of Penelope's relationship, where her man is insisting that a former "play cousin" hookup becomes his official godmother for his confirmation. Between the holy drama, the squad roasts Dennis Rodman's ex-wife for pawning his legendary jerseys for a lowball price and debates the "Espírito Santos" plan to save Spirit Airlines with a logo of Jesus.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📍]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:10) Chisme

(6:28) Rap Sheet

(9:12) Petty Police

(14:12) Scrolling

(17:45) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:56) Homie Helpline

(57:24) Chris Brown/Usher Tickets!

(1:00:31) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:04:20) Chisme

(1:06:26) Money Moves

(1:09:50) Studious Foo

(1:12:30) Play Ball

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The Homie Helpline reaches a new level of "tricky territory" as Penelope deals with a man who wants his 10-years-older "play cousin"—who he definitely has a past with—to be his official Madrina. We’re also hearing the ultimate betrayal from caller Diana, whose ex-man had the audacity to use her car and gas to go cheat with a "friend" from the third grade. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are breaking down the community mission to save Spirit Airlines with a "Spirit 2.0" model and a logo potentially featuring Jesus. If you love soccer, we’ve got the details on a $50,000 gig where your only job is watching all 104 World Cup matches—as long as you can handle the 39-day grind without bathroom breaks. Plus, we’re recapping the viral Mother’s Day song that perfectly captures every kid’s "Venmo me $20" energy and giving away tickets to the LA County Fair. We also check in on the Raiders' rookie QB skipping the White House and the 100,000 sterile mosquitoes being released in the OC.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📍]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:04) Scrolling

(6:33) Homie Helpline

(23:21) Don't You Know I'm Local

(27:09) Money Moves

(30:32) Play Ball

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[Full Episode] The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring stories of family ghosts and a woman who "drugged her grandma" with a Xanax bar just to safely break the news of a family death. Between the family drama, the crew investigates why Michael Jackson was allegedly "player hating" on Jay-Z over an obsession with Beyonce.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛅]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(2:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(4:21) Homie Helpline

(26:28) Shot Roulette

(30:23) Don't You Know I'm Local

(34:21) Chisme

(38:23) Rap Sheet

(40:55) Money Moves

(45:04) Studious Foo

(48:30) Play Ball

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The Homie Helpline gets incredibly heavy as we help Danny navigate a three-year-old family secret regarding his aunt's death and his father's weak heart. 🤐💔 Things take a shocking turn when a caller admits to "drugging" her grandma with a Xanax bar just to deliver bad news without a heart attack! 💊😱 We’re also breaking down the Stefan Diggs trial where his personal chef is suing for unpaid wages while exposing a house full of "clapping" and matching outfits with baby mamas. 👩‍🍳💸 Don’t You Know I’m Local, o we are investigating the Pacific Palisades arsonist who was obsessed with the "CEO killer" before burning down the hills. 🚒🔥

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛅]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(4:09) Petty Police

(7:08) Homie Helpline

(25:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(28:57) Studious Foo

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[Full Episode] The squad holds a high-stakes intervention on the Homie Helpline to decide if Marisol should pay off her brother’s $1,000 bookie debt or let his parents cancel his graduation party. Between the drama, the crew mourns the sudden death of Spirit Airlines and celebrates Concrete’s epic "Aztec Warrior" moment introducing the Benavidez fight in Las Vegas.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🪨]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:54) Chisme

(6:22) Rap Sheet

(9:15) Petty Police

(12:13) Scrolling

(15:38) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:16) Homie Helpline

(36:26) Past Weekend Recap

(44:13) May The 4th Be With You ⭐

(49:00) Chisme

(52:22) Box Talk

(57:06) Money Moves

(1:02:56) Studious Foo

(1:05:44) Play Ball

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