Woody & Wilcox

If you've ever been around an MRI machine, you know there are signs EVERYWHERE about the dangers of having metal on you, but one guy decided that did NOT apply to him. It ended badly. Have you ever called in sick to work because of a NIGHTMARE you had? If you have listened to the show you know that Woody's childhood was not like anyone else's childhood and he has a story about his left-handedness that funny and disturbing. Yawning...just reading it makes you almost yawn, doesn't it? Well a yawn almost KILLED a woman! What do you do with your vacation days? Some people are using them for something we could all use more of! There's a new affliction that we all need to start worrying about...it is called TECH NECK!

We've got a great show for you today as we talk about a Lottery winner and what they decided to do with their winnings. Mosquitos are a problem here and everywhere around the world, but there's a new solution that may help out. There's an art to driving a car and not everyone is a great artist! We talk about something we now know as On-Ramp diddlers! If you are out there on dating apps, are you using your REAL NAME? Lots of different foods become trendy for one reason or another...have you ever had a trendy food item really disappoint you? Woody did. You know we love a good lawsuit...and the reason a woman is suing Volvo will blow you away!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Woody gets new underwear;

Revenge tampons;

Self pleasure and dementia;

Woman says yes after 42 proposals;

Cool Beans' gets a blister for the first time;

Blowing conch shell for apnea;

Olive Garden pool noodle;

And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Dress codes at Disneyworld;

Cheese may be giving you nightmares;

Complaints about new cars;

Etiquette coaches;

Japanese water slide breaks bones;

Best sleeping positions for couples;

Sneaking in booze;

And more!

Cool Beans is taking MORE time off, so the chances of this actually being correct dropped by 75%. Turns out Woody and Nick Swardson might be the same person. You could call it the Woody and Wilcox bump, or possibly the Chelsea bump, but we have info on Austin Powers 4 after talking about it yesterday. There's some confusion over English words meaning different things in Scotland than they do over here. GLP-1's are the new miracle cure for everything as they have a new health problem they help out with. Why are the young people adding MAXXING to everything they do? Mark Zuckerberg is forcing him employees to have fun again. The World Cup is shining some positive light on the United States and we are loving it as well!