WOE.BEGONE

Stronger Together, Not Converged.

[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:
Derek Moreland as Rugby Man
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
JJ, Pine Gonzalez, Tatiana Gefter, and Ben Rowe as Audience

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Stinky’s got a purpose for lop
To transport to Rugby and to clean up shop but
Little do they know it’s all just a test
To see which rabbits fit the compound the best
But Stinky can’t bear to put down the lops
So Tex volunteers and he does all the work
He says that he killed them, but really he won’t
He sent them all down to be in bluster’s grove
But Stinky’s coming down as the man of honor
And Bluster’s Grove has a convergence problem
It mangles the Numbers, it got to TXDawg
There really isn’t telling when this thing will go next off
lop can be unpredictable too
He starts shooting at Numbers which ruins the mood
Tex ties him up, they can work this all out
He just needs the device Stinky stuck in his mouth

It’s not fair
What they did to those rabbits back there

It’ll make more sense the second time around
Al and Lop are on Christmas Island
Felix sent them there in an act of defiance
Yellowknife shows up, they’re sharing a Leg
They get their apartments, they’re separated
Band practice gets interrupted
38 disappears, begin the destruction
Snowy’s gone too, it must be connected
Al’s number one on the suspect list and
Mikey’s at the Compound getting patched up
Because nobody loves you when you’re a blob
The treatment has him feeling finally alright
But he needs to stay for supervision overnight
Breaking the rules, Mikey wanders the halls
He hears an overnighter and he answers the call
He transports a calculator right through the door
And right through the head of that overnighter
CalcFace will be fine

I think it’s only his eye
But it will all get corrected soon

It’ll make more sense the second time around
Good cop/bad cop, Tex and TXDawg
Talk in the warehouse with Stinky and lop
Stinky’s not budging, lop isn’t either
Tex had to correct a mess for them just to be there
lop grabs the keys and makes a break for the door
But they have no idea what is in store when
They’re out in the desert, Stinky gets shocked
Turned into a cowboy by the convergence box
They reach an agreement, what a wonderful day
They issue a correction to take over Base
Stinky’s a billionaire business bunny
He sends Mikey to trade secrets for money
The base is transforming into the Saddle
Mikey’s got a mission, it’s one he can handle
He just has to kill Chris, there is a correction
Britches is there with an explanation

If it doesn’t make sense
Just spot the difference

It’ll make more sense the second time around
Mikey was sent to bug Hunter’s cabin
He hears something outside, it’s an iteration
He lies and says he thought that it was a bear
Something for him to investigate later
He and Reno trade secrets back at the Saddle
Reno’s making connections on LopCentral
Mikey goes back to investigate the bear
And get saved and consolidated right there
Stink wants to get Hunter alone
But he can’t get Hunter to answer the phone
In fact it seems that he might be under attack
He begs Hunter Hartley to call him back
The tables have turned, Stinky is hiding
Eagle attacks while he and Troy are bouncing
He changes his mind, he goes to the cook out
And that’s how Stinky finally got took out
Does this spell the end for the
Bunny friendployee?

Hornswaggle’s lops come back for Reno
They take him back to a time only we know
Cadduceus see that they’re being tailed
Their plan is to kill the attacker but it failed
Britches is here and Squint is connected
They detour to account for the unexpected
Cadduceus produces a disconnectivity device
It ends up with Reno and Reno says “bye”
Back on the island folks are dropping in
XL’s in the apartments, organizing
They have a new visitor, Stinky’s arrived
The mood’s undercut, though, he probably died
Movement is spotted out on the yacht
Stinky wants to be king again, or so he thought
Al gets attacked by Calculator Face
And Reno’s here too now, to pick up the pace
There’s more to this place
Than it looks on its face
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[Content Warnings: Depictions of medical distress and violence Descriptions of wet and visceral events, mentions of nausea, gun violence, death and alcohol]

Skinner was played by JustJenah
Dialogue Edited by Vos and JustJenah
Written and Sound Designed by JustJenah
the song, It's Gonna be Awesome by Vos

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S01E01: Mikey Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn't even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?

[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, body horror, hallucination, unreality, loud noises, drunkenness, and gambling. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:
Ben Rowe as FELIX
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Josh Kent as John
Jamie Petronis as Matt
Devin Steffens as Roger
Cole Weavers as Cole
Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley
Steve Anzalone as Eagle
Athan as Troy
Taylor Michaels as Chance
Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL
Kevin Berrey as Ryan

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S07E06: Our imaginations were worse than the truth.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, kidnapping, and incapacitation. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:
Ben Rowe as FELIX
David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz
TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com
TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
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