Silver and Copper

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.
But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.
She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
Chapter title is a from a 1995 Smashing Pumpkins song.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.
But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.
She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
Chapter title is a twofer! From the pair of 1992 songs by the bands Radiohead and Stone Temple Pilots.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.
But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.
She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
Chapter title is from a 1994 song by the band REM.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.
But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.
She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
Chapter title is from a 1994 song by the band Live.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.
But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.
She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
Chapter title is from a 1996 song by the band Pearl Jam.