Cookies: A Basketball Podcast

Listen to the full episode instantly by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Spice bags (1:12), Greenpoint transportation lore (5:22), McDonalds CEO chokes on the Arch Deluxe (18:02), JFK Jr.'s style or lack thereof (26:22), Timothee Chalamet overshares (42:38), casualties of war (48:07), Luke Kornet vs Magic City Monday (1:08:08), NBA Covid Bubble jerseys (1:25:31), Pelicans have a Derek Queen problem, but also lots of other ones (1:40:32), MVP stuff (1:54:01).

Making French omelettes (2:01), in this wartime economy? (8:22), "Breaking Bad" nostalgia and Vince Gilligan soothsaying (32:33), NYC snowball scandal (51:03), Zohran's Socialist shoveling army (1:00:22), NBA rookie of the year battle: Kon vs Coop (1:10:05), Jaylen Brown's impact magically exists independently of all math (1:28:03), NBA's nostalgia psyop (1:45:02).

Listen to the full epside by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! A second blizzard has struck (1:20), if NYC's dog epidemic can be solved by civic legislature or extrajudicial drone strikes (5:07), this guy Howie is becoming a liability (21:42), Mexican food flat circle and we're not talking tortillas (40:18), Lent vs Ramadan power rankings (46:09), if Cade is a plausible MVP winner (1:02:45), Sixers have been living a double life and one of them is a lie (1:25:11), what's the deal with Darryn Peterson? Plus Boozer and AJ (1:40:34), is LaMelo Ball a GTA lobby quasi-genius from the future or just sad? (1:54:22).

NYC's winter of dawgs continues (2:34), every conspiracy theory is real now (35:03), using AI to better humanity (by making 15-second clips of Marvel characters fighting) (50:02), NBA tanking controversy: solved! (1:05:02), the 2026 All Star game (1:30:23), KD Burnergate drama (1:52:32).

Listen to every full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Super Bowl LX and Bad Bunny (7:05), commercial slopfest (27:02), Winter Olympics (42:18), brutal frame mogging (49:08), hipster backlash revisited (55:22), Jose Alvarado on the Knicks (1:05:01), Jared McCain traded (1:20:21), small guards and combo guard monopoly (1:30:41), Giannis, a gambling man (1:45:27).