
Ep. 147: Mandatory DNA Testing at Birth? | BS with Brian Simpson
23/12/2025 | 1 h 5 min
In this episode, Brian reacts to intense fan emails, ranging from chaotic relationship sagas to deeper conversations about power, mental health of veterans, risk-taking, ambition, and what happens when people reach the top and still feel empty.00:00 – Welcome back & upcoming shows01:10 – Why fan emails keep getting wilder03:45 – Corporate trust and why consumers feel trapped06:30 – When search, ads, and profit collide09:10 – Why big companies stop caring12:00 – A massive listener update begins15:20 – Trauma, survival, and being unheard19:40 – How systems fail people in crisis23:10 – Power, paranoia, and losing control27:00 – Why some stories sound unbelievable but aren’t31:15 – Brian breaks down hyper-vigilance35:40 – The long-term cost of untreated trauma39:30 – Relationship chaos and risky decisions43:50 – Why some people can’t stop pushing limits47:20 – Ambition, dominance, and needing the thrill51:00 – When success isn’t enough anymore54:40 – Risk as the last remaining emotion58:10 – Why consequences stop mattering01:01:30 – Final thoughts on power and restraintVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep. 146: We buying a cybertruck? | BS with Brian Simpson
16/12/2025 | 44 min
In this episode of BS With Brian Simpson, Brian reads one of the longest, wildest, most chaotic listener emails ever sent to the show — a full saga of breakups, new relationships, jealousy, trust issues, mistakes, secrets, and self-reflection gone sideways.00:00 The Wildest Email Episode Begins01:57 “I Want a Cybertruck… Will People Judge Me?”06:10 A Massive Follow-Up Email From Episode 12407:49 The Chaotic Upstairs/Downstairs Living Situation10:14 New Girlfriend, Old Problems14:02 Where Everything Started Falling Apart15:28 The Phone Check That Exposed Everything16:33 Old Messages, Secrets & “Why Do You Still Have That?”21:51 The Final Straw That Ended the Engagement27:15 Brian’s Brutal Truth: “You Don’t Get Them Back.”32:14 IRS Agents Watching OnlyFans?!37:12 Brian Breaks Down Government Logic (or Lack Of)VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep. 145: Harassed By Government | BS with Brian Simpson
09/12/2025 | 50 min
From career struggles and health challenges to relationship drama, gaming culture, internet trends, and big-picture questions about AI — Brian breaks it all down with his signature mix of honesty, humor, and sharp insight.❗️ Chapters00:00 Brian Returns — The Email Episode Begins00:37 A Listener’s Life Falls Apart After a Health Diagnosis05:01 “Has This Held Me Back?” — A Brutally Honest Question07:40 When People Speak With Zero Facts10:58 The Wildest News Story Brian Has Ever Read15:12 A Disturbing Case That Shakes Brian20:14 The AI Breakdown Nobody Is Talking About27:24 A Marine Shares a Shocking Life Story31:29 “I Want Peace… But What Do I Do Now?”37:59 The Trap of Modern Creativity43:29 Why Everything Feels Unoriginal49:13 Closing Thoughts & Upcoming TourVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep. 144: Affair with a Married Woman - Full Story | BS with Brian Simpson
02/12/2025 | 30 min
This week Brian reads the final chapter of one of the craziest listener sagas ever submitted — a multi-episode relationship roller coaster involving secrecy, confusion, emotional chaos, and a shocking twist ending.❗️ Chapters00:00 – Welcome back & show updates00:24 – A different kind of episode begins01:00 – The return of a three-part listener saga02:10 – The original email recap03:30 – How it all started: a relationship gone sideways05:12 – The emotional trap explained06:40 – Why walking away is harder than it sounds08:20 – The moment everything unravels09:55 – A reality check in the car11:00 – Drawing boundaries that finally stick12:25 – The update that changes everything14:00 – The husband enters the story15:20 – The shocking phone call17:10 – Unexpected empathy and confusion18:30 – The truth about what happened next20:00 – Why some people never face consequences22:00 – “I’ve moved on” — the final word23:10 – Life update from Tokyo24:20 – Lessons learned the hard way26:00 – Brian’s final thoughts & positive endingVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep. 143: Wild Fan Emails, Conspiracy Theories & Real-Life Chaos | BS with Brian Simpson
25/11/2025 | 1 h 10 min
This week Brian dives into wild inbox confessions, surprising conspiracy thinking, real-talk about relationships, and the comedy behind the confusion of modern life.❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Weekend Recap & Tour Dates01:30 – What Brian Is Playing Right Now04:00 – The Game That Keeps Pulling Him Back In06:10 – Why Certain Games Have Everyone Hooked08:00 – Brian Talks About Conspiracy Mindsets10:45 – The Hidden Danger of “Harmless” Conspiracy Theories13:20 – What’s REALLY Going on With Certain Businesses15:40 – Why Private Equity Is Quietly Changing Everything18:30 – Housing, Costs, and the Austin Problem20:15 – Airline Chaos & The Truth About Budget Flights23:05 – Waffle House, FEMA & Disaster Reality Checks25:00 – Fan Email #1: PowerPoint Thanksgiving Update30:10 – Fan Email #2: Relationship Drama Abroad33:20 – Why Men Struggle With Heartbreak Differently37:00 – Modern Marriage, Money & Harsh Realities41:50 – Life Overseas vs. The American Dream45:20 – Brian’s Thoughts on Love vs. Logic48:00 – Tulsa Show Story: The Unexpected Situation52:30 – When Good Intentions Go Wrong56:10 – Brian Talks Instinct, Intuition & Life Choices59:00 – Closing Thoughts & Fan Follow-UpsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at [email protected] you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.



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