Real Coffee with Scott Adams

## 🎓 The Scott Adams School — Fri-YAY, August 14, 2026

It’s **Fri-YAY**, and we are wrapping up the week the way nature intended: with coffee, questionable headlines, useful conversation, and at least a few things that make us wonder how civilization got this far.

Today, **Owen and Marcela** have some fun current-event stories for us, maybe a little **science news**, and whatever else has wandered into the news cycle overnight.

Plus, **Jake Tapper is doing his very best Tapper Tilt over Donald Trump**, so naturally we’ll take a look at that. There will be news, opinions, laughs, useful observations, and probably a few stories we didn’t even know we were talking about until the show started.

So grab your coffee, settle in, and let’s have a **happy end to the week** before we all head off into a well-earned weekend.

☕ **Be useful. Be friendly. Leave the chat better than you found it.** Disagree all you want, but don’t make the experience miserable for everybody else. Nobody gets a trophy for being the most exhausting person in the comments.

👍 **Like the show, subscribe, hit the notification bell, and share it with a friend.** Every little click helps keep the Scott Adams School growing and this community together.

🛍️ **Official Scott Adams merchandise is still available while supplies last.** If there’s something you want, grab it sooner rather than later. Once it’s gone, we can’t promise it’s coming back. And yes, you probably still need a **Simultaneous Swaddle**.

⚠️ As always, **language, clips, and opinions may occasionally be spicy.** Opinions expressed are our own.

Happy Fri-YAY, everybody. Let’s have some fun. ☕🎉

**Good morning and welcome to The Scott Adams School!**

It’s **Thursday, August 13th, 2026**, and the **Home Team** is in the house.

Today we’re going back to school with a **Scott Adams whiteboard lesson we could probably all use a refresher on: AFFIRMATIONS.** Scott talked about them for years, and just yesterday we learned that **Joel Pollak swears by them too.** Coincidence? Programming? Magic? We’ll discuss.

Then we’ll get into the news, whatever fresh insanity the world has generously produced for us overnight, and wherever else the conversation takes us. As Scott taught us, sometimes the most interesting part of the show is the part we didn’t plan.

☕ Grab your coffee and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip**.

**A quick note about the chat:** We love disagreement. We love smart arguments. We even love a little sparring. But there’s a difference between challenging an idea and simply trying to make the room unpleasant. **Add something to the conversation. Don’t just add friction.** We have a terrific community here, so help us keep the chat interesting, funny, welcoming, and worth reading.

Please **LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE the show with a friend, and ring the notification bell.** Those little clicks apparently keep the internet machinery fed.

And don’t forget the **official Scott Adams merchandise**. Supplies are limited, and when some of these items are gone, they may really be gone. Most importantly, every sophisticated household obviously needs a **Simultaneous Swaddle**. We don’t make the rules.

As always, **opinions are our own**, clips and conversation may contain **spicy language**, and anything can happen when the Home Team gets rolling.

Thank you for continuing to show up, laugh, learn, argue intelligently, and keep Scott’s lessons alive.

**Let’s go to school. ☕**

**The Scott Adams School – Wednesday, August 12, 2026**

It’s Wednesday and **the Home Team is in the house!** ☕️

We have WAY too many stories to choose from today, so who knows where this train is headed. But here’s what’s on the board:

🏙️ **The Mamdanis of New York City suddenly seem to be big fans of security.** Funny how that works.

🚚 **Did President Trump perform a magic trick with a catering truck?** We have questions.

😬 And a very special edition of **“If I had to see it, you have to see it”** featuring TWO of Erica’s least favorite women. You’re welcome in advance.

🗳️ **What happened in Wisconsin last night?** Are we looking at more election shenanigans, or is there another explanation?

Plus plenty of other news, clips, opinions, and whatever rabbit holes the Home Team manages to wander into.

☕️ **Official Scott Adams merchandise is going fast.** Get what you want while supplies last, and for heaven’s sake, get yourself a **Simultaneous Swaddle.** You know you want one.

Please **LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE, ring the notification bell 🔔, and SHARE the show with a friend.** Every like, share, and subscription helps us keep the Scott Adams School growing and this community together.

As always, keep the chat fun, smart, and respectful. Leave it better than you found it, no spamming, and remember: **our language, opinions, and occasional clips can get spicy.** 🌶️

Grab your beverage and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip!** ☕️

**The Scott Adams School**
Where being useful never goes out of style.

**The Scott Adams School | Tuesday, August 11, 2026**

Today, Erica and Marcela welcome **Joel Pollak** back to the Scott Adams School, LIVE from Scott Adams’ home**.

We’ll get the latest update on the **Scott Adams biography**, what Joel and Joshua are discovering, and how the project is coming together. We’ve been looking forward to this one.

Then, the Home Team dives into the news:

🔹 New revelations from **Dr. Fauci’s texts**
🔹 What exactly was **President Trump doing in the Oval Office yesterday?**
🔹 The latest stories, clips, and whatever else the news cycle decides to throw at us before we go live

And yes, the **official Scott Adams merchandise** is still available, but supplies are limited. If there’s something you want, grab it sooner rather than later.

And trust me… **you’re going to want a Simultaneous Swaddle blanket.** ☕😂

Please **LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and SHARE** the Scott Adams School with someone who might enjoy our strange little corner of the internet.

As always, help us keep this community fun: be kind, no spamming or personal attacks, and **leave the chat better than you found it.**

⚠️ Language, clips, and opinions may occasionally be spicy.

Thank you for continuing to show up, support the School, and keep the community Scott built together.

Grab your beverage.

**Time for the Simultaneous Sip. ☕**

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**The Scott Adams School | Monday, August 10, 2026**

The Home Team is back, and somehow the news managed to get weirder over the weekend. Shocking, I know.

Today on **The Scott Adams School**:

🏗️ **Zuckerberg’s next big project** — What are his plans for the town surrounding that massive new data center, and what could it mean for the people living there?

🇮🇷 **Iran Update** — We’ll attempt to catch up, although apparently Iran news now changes approximately every six minutes.

🌹 **What’s new with the Democratic Socialists of America?** — New ideas? New influence? Same socialism? We’ll take a look.

🔬 **Science News** — Because occasionally humans do something besides argue on the internet.

🤖 **AI News** — What’s changing, what’s coming, and whether the machines have finally figured out that we are the problem.

Plus more current events, clips, conversation, and whatever else manages to break before we go live.

☕ Grab your beverage and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip**.

👕 **Official Scott Adams merchandise is still available, but supplies are running low.** Get what you want while you still can.

👍 Please **like, subscribe, and share the show** with someone who might enjoy our little corner of the internet.

💬 And as always, help us keep this community worth coming back to: **be kind, don’t spam, and leave the chat better than you found it.**

⚠️ Language, opinions, and occasional clips may be spicy.

Thank you for continuing to show up, participate, laugh with us, argue intelligently, and keep the Scott Adams community together.

**The Scott Adams School**
Monday–Friday