Our Fair City

Those who would deface the tower, inside and out, must be punished. The poisonous words of the Hendersonians are just as dangerous- if not more so - as the grapple-cannons of the StormHawks and the mandibles of their Ant allies. Resist the urge to feel any sympathy for these traitors and Outsiders, Loyal Policy- and HartLife will reward you.
Stay tuned after the episode for a special word from Creative Director Clayton Faits about HartLife NFP and the current American political climate.
Content Warnings for this episode can be found here.
A special note- this episode has several fairly intense moments, so if you have concerns we strongly recommend reading the content advisories before listening.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Cumulus Jane— Kat Evans
Moose— Jeffrey Gardner
Doctor Moro— Mark Soloff
Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
Office Worker 1— Matt Fletcher
Office Worker 2— Ele Matelan
Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
Switchblades Cobalt— Ele Matelan
Old Man— Clayton Faits
Veronika Hasher— Ginneh Thomas
Clear Skies Tim— Tyler Samples
Archibald FunnyPants— Mark Soloff
Janine— Kat Evans
The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Clayton Faits and Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Greg Browe. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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We apologize that you must hear more of the Outsiders, Loyal Policy. The events contained within this True Retelling of the History of the HartLife corporation may be shocking- that any could even think to threaten the sanctity and safety of our Glorious Tower is horrific. Hold your company-mandated loved ones close, my dear Policies, and don't make a sound- the Outsiders will be defeated. They must be. They must.

Content Warnings for this episode can be found here.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Cumulus Jane— Kat Evans
Vice President Herman— Zach Valenti
Benny— Kamron Palmer
Moose— Jeffrey Gardner
Hopper— Stephanie Murphy
Doctor Moro— Mark Soloff
Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
Old Man— Clayton Faits
Veronika Hasher— Ginneh Thomas
Clear Skies Tim— Tyler Samples
Archibald FunnyPants— Mark Soloff
Sully— Whitney Kraus Jones
The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by . Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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Dearest Policies, we know you hesitate to return to the warrens of the MolePeople. Truly, I find them as disturbing as you do. Believe me, though- if you are to preserve the glory of the HartLife Corporation, you must understand all of its True History. Listen closely, Loyal Policies, and learn from the sins of Loamy the MolePerson and her disciples of No.

Content Warnings for this episode can be found here.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Loamy— Kat Evans
Limey— Lauren Faits
Schist— Lauren Shippen
Peat— Jared Latore
Chert— Lauren Faits
Sandy— Abby Doud
Clay— Clint Worthington
Ash— David Rheinstrom
Ferrous— Jeffrey Gardner
The Orphan Silty— Sebastian H. Orr
Nathan— Clayton Faits
Shale— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Ali Cantarella. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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Remember, Loyal Policy- in the service of the Company, all work is noble. HartLife has invested in you, and so you must invest your thoughts, labor, and even your life back into the corporate good. Without the Company, you are nothing. Serve the Directors.
Content Warnings for this episode can be found here.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Chesley— Ele Matelan
Kameryn— Matt Fletcher
Clear Skies Tim— Tyler Samples
Veronika Hasher— Ginneh Thomas
Old Man— Clayton Faits
Greyson— David Rheinstrom
Archie— Mark Soloff
Teju Valentine— Jonah Winston
The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Clayton Faits and Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Robin Billadeau and Dann Tincher. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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Welcome back, Loyal Policy, to Our Fair City. Today, we take you to the terrifying Outside, to monitor the progress of that fiendish group of Outsiders, the crew of the downed Lightning Rig StormHawk. With their new chitinous allies and the captive Doctors West and Moro, Elizabeth and Andrew in tow, they make their way towards the Tower---but for what purpose? Find out as the story of Our Fair City...continues.
Content Warnings for this episode can be found here.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Hopper— Stephanie Murphy
Moose— Jeffrey Gardner
Benny— Kamron Palmer
Cumulus Jane— Kat Evans
Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
Katherine Sullivan— Whitney Kraus Jones
Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Jess Cwik. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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