Welcome to the Number 1 Pheasant podcast, with more phun phacts than anyone else, maybe.
We also talk about running for a bit as Stewart gets injured and ignores it (LIKE A MAN) and Amy has another tale that could have only happened to her.
PinSkinMan IRL, arses, gout, and we want to sue Garmin for some reason
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#164 - Trespassing is Bullshit
Amy had a close encounter of the rural kind, while Stu had a shit race and then a nice race.
There is talk of rare pheasants, mysteriously intentioned portaloos, race mayonnaise, the Lincoln Showground (IYKYK), a TV show we've never heard of, and Amy loses her mind because someone jumped.
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1:00:55
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#163 - Gravel Running is Bullshit
An all-time classic rant from us as Salomon invent a new genre of running that no one asked for.
Stu attends his first Barkrun, Amy isn't keen on sexy pace, and our listeners have some spectacular levels of bullshit ranging from the miraculous to the miserable.
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1:06:25
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#162 - Barbwire is Bullshit
Amy moved house, so the delayed episode was all her fault. She uses it as an excuse to not run, which is actually pretty reasonable compared to some of the others we've heard...
Stu is very much back at it, racing silly races, getting wet and miserable and competing with children at parkrun.
Our listeners chime in with stories of epic failure, being heckled (maybe), making other runners cry and one of them gets just the tip.
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#161 - Tussocks are Bullshit
Roll up, roll up and slag off geographical features right here! Got a hill that's a bit too steep? A trail that's a bit too fiddly? A forest that looked at you a bit funny? We want to hear about them.
We get some top listener advice on making women feel safe when running, Stu didn't have enough blood to run, and Amy isn't completely appalled at the idea of running the world's deepest marathon.
The podcast that loves to hate running. While other podcasts will celebrate your journey, encourage you to go faster and further, and run free, we’d rather talk about bleeding nipples, getting chased by horses and getting horribly injured. Keep it real with Stewart and Amy.